The following is the transcript of a conversation between me and my friend.She: I'm starting a vegan cleanse diet.
Me: That's nice.
She: It cleanses toxins.
Me: That's cool.
She: You think about it, animals are nasty.
She: It cleanses the system.
Me after getting annoyed, starting to break down and allowing myself be drawn into her web of intrigue: You've been spending too much time on the Internet.
She: No, ______ told me about it.
Me: Drink more water, eat less and exercise more. The rest will take care of itself.
She: He's been doing it for years.
Me: Good for him.
She: He's a pretty smart guy.
Me: Whatever- he's not as smart as me.
She: Animals eat their own crap!
Me: Not the ones we eat.
She: It's Not right!
She: To eat animals.
Me: We were made to eat animals dum-dum.
She: How do you know that?
Me: Why else would they be so delicious?