Recently while getting to better know an already friendly aquaintence she said something like I bet your house is so neat and always clean! I was able honestly reply, No, that used to be super true. People commented on it all the time-  but these days it's a wreck. She lit up (and obviously so) and really warmed to me and ended up asking me out.

I don't like acting like a mind reader but I think she determined in those seconds that I needed saving.

Update to the previous points: It is now been months since I wrote those thoughts. I still interact with that person and we've actually had a conversation where she described herself as a rescuer. She topped it off by saying, Yeah, when it comes to guys; let me find out they're a mess- then I'm all about them!

Yes, it felt like a personal assault.

I am in Whistle Hill Downtown Cafe. When I came in I intentionally chose a desolate spot as far away from anyone as I could possibly get. 

Predictably, a a guy came in and sat down at the table next to me in the seat closest and across from me.

Now a couple have come in and sat at the table next to me on the other side.


What in the heck is wrong with people!?

Humans are weird. That is why I am so glad I am from Mars.

Kasabian- Underdog. A favorite song for years.