Wednesday's Digressions

• Night of the night terrors. What last night might correctly be called. I awoke this morning (06/21/2014) slightly surprised to be alive. Holy smokes. In one dream some kid threw Zac to the ground. I kicked that kid into a river. His dad came looking for me. I had forgotten to carry my pistol that day so had to engage him in hand to hand. He was a lot bigger and meaner looking than me. It ended with me beating him in a campfire. In another I was working in a hospital. A hugely fat mentally ill woman is on the floor and I'm trying to help and no one will answer my calls to assist. She keeps moving forward on floor and every time she does it leaves a print of her vagina on the floor.
• Print came out, "pint" up there the first time. Pint of vagina. There is a mental image for ya. You're welcome.

  

  8 grand will buy you this lil cream puff

• The weird thing about Billy Ray Cyrus is he had a lot of good songs on the radio besides that abortion known as Achy Breaky Heart. People back in the day who thought they hated him because of it didn't know he did multiple songs they loved.
• Oh and yeah, sorry about the earworm I just gave you. 
• I have always wanted to have  completely new, all matching component sound system for a vehicle all of it top of the line and exactly what I want and had determined to get it with the new truck. Of course, I headed straight to Crutchfield.com. Sticker shock caused me to dial it it back a bit but it will still be awesome. It is all Alpine brand and I have owned plenty of cars that didn't cost as much as those components.
• I spend a lot of time in my vehicle, it should last me for years and I'll save a bundle installing myself though.
• Rationalization.

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Yesterday at work someone came up to me and said, You are my new best friend! Thank you so much! And then she hugged me. I had no idea what she was talking about. Did I tell her so?

Of course not- I just said, That's great! I'm glad I made your day and thank you for saying so. I really appreciate you.

Oh thank you so much! She said. And then she hugged me really big and tight and long.

I still literally have no idea what happened- nor why.

Honestly, my heart is up in my throat a little bit just at the thought of it right now but I have no independent recall of any action or conversation of mine that could have prompted a response like that.

Hunans are weird.

That  is why I am glad I am from Mars.