Thursday, January 21, 2021

Future Missives


Is it the wheelie bars or roll cage that attracts me more to this car?

It certainly isn't the chicks you would have to fend off with a stick

  • A clerk in a convenience store I was in the other day had OZZY spelled out across the knuckles of his right hand.
  • Fantasy sports is a 1.2 billion dollar enterprise and rapidly growing- how very odd.
  • I just heard the neighbors screaming at each other. They do that a lot. That nearly has to escalate to physical violence- right?
  • Relationship pro tip: If out of the blue your significant other starts using mints or gum, is never without it, oddly makes a big deal about it and as a bonus, she asks you to pick it up for her she is either drinking, smoking or screwing around on you (maybe all three). I think they ask you to pick some up for them just to be more awful but I'm not sure.
    1957 Ford- one of the ugliest trucks ever made. There are relatively few of them as nobody cared to keep them up and/or restore them through the years
  • Recently the Pope defrocked 400 priests for sex abuse. My first thoughts: How incontrovertible must those cases have been? I mean my God- was there video evidence in all 400 cases?  Literally the tip of the iceberg. We'll never know the truth. The Catholic priesthood system is not only not Biblical, it is one designed to fail as it defies logic- literally all we know about human sexuality and interpersonal and societal relationships. You would not expect those dynamics to work in any situation outside of a religious context.
  • A couple of days ago I inadvertently stumbled upon a page of reviews for my children's daycare as I looked up the phone number. All the reviews were negative and I can say with confidence they were all fake. On two of the concerns the truth is the place is very strong in those two supposed fail areas. Even if a person hated the place, if they were honest they would absolutely have to give them those. The claims were such egregious lies that I assume they were made by a rival daycare who obviously didn't know the inner workings of ours but wanted to play on parents worst fears.
  • One of my offspring is outside playing. The other is on the couch with me watching some inane Disney show. FG is napping and as the above pics suggest I'm unsuccessfully looking for a new car.
  • Today 01/18/2014 as I write this it is 1512 hours on a Saturday. I want to remind you I love you world wherever you are. I hope you and I are still around when this posts and all is as well as you could hope. Five years ago today things could have been better and that was all my fault. Things could have been worse and that is because of the grace of God and the goodness of people who love me more than I deserve.
  • Signed Past Kevin







Monday, January 18, 2021

Yesterday  (06/18/2017) morning I could not figure out why I kept spilling coffee on myself as I walked Mineral Wells Trailway.

I am a little slow on the uptake but interestingly,
 it was the cheapo to-go cup my breakfast place gave me. It was not leaking per say- I just could not be as cavalier about the warm beverage staying where it was supposed to be as I walked as I could with a McDonald's or Sonic cup.

Friday, January 8, 2021

A Sign?

As I absentmindedly shook this shave cream can to get it ready to help a patient shave I turned it over and saw this. What or who becomes eligible (and for what) on June 15, 2010? If it is some kind of sign- I don't want to have to wait that long- gimme, gimme! I bet June 14, 2010 is going to be one restless night wondering and worrying about the cosmic meanings behind all this. That, or I'll forget.

A Bumper Sticker