Thursday, April 13, 2023

Thursday's Thoughts



  • An RN I knew once had a email address of something like hot420partygirl69@gmail.com. 
  • The previous point is filed under: You must be crazy to do something like that in this day and age.
  • In this day and age- what an odd expression.
  • Ankylosing Spondylitis is still one of my favorite disease names.
  • A nursing buddy gave me her lunch one day as she was leaving work early. Said lunch had a huge human hair in it. I immediately threw it in the trash. The weird thing? Were things different there is a 100% chance I would have wanted to have sex with her and God only knows where my mouth would have been. Why did a hair (that was assuredly hers) in the food freak me out so much?!
  • Humans are weird.
  • I like that two of my lunch buddies love pickles and I can take care of them by acting a fool and asking for triple+ servings with my meals to hand off to them.
  • I've never met a woman who liked Joy Division.
  • Once in a Best Buy as both a female and male worker were on and off trying to help me I realized the male was madly in love with the female so I asked, Have you ever asked her out? He said What!? Causing me to reply something like, Yeah it's obvious you're crazy about her- you should ask her out. If you don't- you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
  • I wonder about that outcome as much as any other situation that I really did not have any business being involved in that I've ever encountered in my life. It was at least 10 years ago- long enough they are either married with a couple of kids or he lies awake at night regretting that he did not take my weird advice or yeah- he knows he got shot down but so what, he tried and that try has made him a better person in every aspect of his life.
  • Or maybe he shakes his head at the memory of that old nosy weirdo...
  • I have never in my life in real life seen anyone dunk a donut into a cup of coffee. The only place I seem to recall seeing it is in old movies or TV shows Etc. It wonder if it is an extinct practice or regional and/or chime in if you see it often (or do it yourself at all).
  • A college professor of mine would do yards and landscaping during the summer. It was smart on his part but man- that is some incongruity there to me.

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Southern Fried Expression

"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit."




Used to express surprise and also occasionally to express you have a doubt things are as someone wants you think they are.