Thursday, August 31, 2017

Couldn't get a better pic due to traffic but there are 2 people passed out in this car. My first thoughts? Man, that was either the best night ever or the worst life. Regardless, passed out in a car at 7:15 in the morning on a city street behind a gas station is no way to go through life son.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Wednesday's Digressions

Garter snake in Clark gardens

  • President Trumps went down a few notches in my book when I found out he puts ketchup on his steak. You cannot trust anybody over age 9 that does that.
  • Bonus: when you consider the quality of steaks he has access to- it is horrifying.
    Emptied 8/01/2017. I absolutely could have drunk it.  It looked fine and wasn't funky at all. There was no way I was going to trust it though.
  • An article I just read referred to an 18 year old female who allegedly killed her newborn as an," 18 year old woman...". 108.3% chance if she  was killed by a cop she would have been referred to as a teenager?!

    The single swat multiple mosquito kill is a great thing.
  • A crazy hot recently divorced friendly acquaintance  has been contacting me recently. My true friends say, Kevin, she is crazy. Stay away from her, if not for you- for us. Stay away from her. I don't tell you what to do but I'm asking; please stay away from her. She is bad news.
  • Weird thing is her young son and mine have the same distinct nick name which is only used by a few people in the world ( as in each of their immediate families- only).
  • Anyway, I would not touch that chick with a ten foot pole.
  • Is she actually crazy? Of course she is crazy- she is as crazy as an outhouse rat!
  • Some people think the hotter the woman is the crazier she is. 
  • Could not get my get more good old fashioned sexist than that can you?
  • The implications to the above truism about hotness/craziness are turrible.
  • The hottest chicks I've been around were on balance- not the greatest relationships. The women in the greatest relationships never went above a good, solid pretty to super pretty in appearance.
  • The best were kind, funny and smart. 
  • You could add easy to get along with to the list for the best of the best I suppose.
  • Also, they were all adventurous in their own ways.
  • This post took a weird turn.
  • Come Monday it'll be alright.

Monday, August 28, 2017

What's in your junk drawer?

  • A friendly acquaintance+ who is in one of those hollow shells of a marriage gets jealous when she finds I have been interacting with a new woman.
  • That is weird, oddly sort of reassuring and more than slightly terrifying.
  • I got another nudie pic from the 60 year old lady.
  • I won't send out nudie pics of myself though.
  • Interestingly, to never do that is one of the few things my childrens flesh mother has asked of me and I consider it wise counsel.
  • It has been ages since I went fishing.
    Odd, ugly, dangerous and foolish.
  • Recently, I sort of lied to a mutual aquaintence about a souvenir given to me by our friend who had returned from a trip Costa Rica. The one given to me was kind of awesome and expensive. The one given to our mutual acquaintance was kind of lame and cheap. I did not want her feelings hurt so I lied and said mine was the same.
    Looks like the setting to a sad senseless murder.
  • You will not regret starting and ending every day with a large glass of ice water.
    Guess where and you might win a million dollars.
  • An old family friend was circumcised late (28 years old comes to mind) in life. I was a little kid but still remember him walking around bow legged, wearing overalls and reportedly no underwear. I wonder- what possessed people to make a maybe 10 year old kid privy to that kind of information?
  • He drowned in a pool in Nashville years later.

Saturday, August 26, 2017

I don't know which I would rather see- McGregor coming out swinging like a maniac- just a flurry of fists and knocking Mayweather out  cold in 15 seconds flat or it goes 9 or 10 rounds.
In the second scenario, McGregor does well but Mayweather would have won by decision all the way through but then... he just knocks McGregor out- literally knocks his lights smooth out by clocking him with a right hook.
Either outcome would make me ecstatic.

Friday, August 25, 2017

Friday's Dispatch

Weird to see: my youngest offsprings flesh-mothers  handwriting in a notebook he brought over one weekend.

  • The eclipse today 08/21/2017 was great and has me planning to be positioned along the totality line (whatever that is called) when the next one comes along. 
  • Strange fact about me: I have driven multiple convertibles ( 66? Chevy Impala, a 89 GT Mustang, a 90s something Dodge and a Cobra SVT  Mustang come to mind- although I think I am missing one) but I have never ridden in one as a passenger.
  • The Chevrolet Impala still makes me kinda sick... The kid selling it and I had already come to a tentative deal to only come back to his house to find out a coworker of his dad had already paid for the car earlier in the day and the car no longer belonged to either one of us.
  • Not only would it have been a great one to have; it would have been literally amazing- to still have it.
    Centipede Zac rescued from Travertine Creek.
  • My legs, back and booty look like hamburger from mosquitoes biting me over the weekend. I count 19 distinct bites- a low figure I am sure.
  • Obviously an outdoors person like me would be bitten thousands of times in a lifetime- would it be tens of thousands though?
    I have never eaten there but have seen the signs for years.

Monday, August 21, 2017

Total Eclipse of The Lunch Hour

Pinhole camera effect through leaves.

Coworkers son took this in Dallas.

Lame pic but I took this at peak for us in Funky Town.

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Draft Clean Up Dregs- From 2009!

  • I don't understand some peoples hatred of Criss Angel. His stunts are pretty cool and require a good deal of talent to dream up and apply effectively. A lot of them are pretty original and a little spooky at first glance such as the lady pulled in half trick- worth a view if you haven't seen it before.

  • Thinking about just leaving the tent up and if it lasts a couple of months- great. Zac and I spent the night out again last night. It was great, just slightly cool-ish. He was starving and thirsty when we came in the house!

  • Wilderness adventures take a lot out of a man I suppose.

  • Last house is going up in the neighborhood. I hope the new neighbors are decent- the others are great.

  • They've made a new Nightmare On Elm Street movie. Good grief- give it a rest.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Overheard In IHOP 08/09/2015 @0533:

 Shut up Garrison you are soooo basic. Sarah, Garrison is being basic!

Thursday, August 3, 2017