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100% Gluten Freeel chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.comBlogger2738125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-73980431976101483162024-03-06T15:00:00.000-06:002024-03-06T15:00:00.135-06:00Quotable Notables<div>
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.</div>
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Advice when most needed is least heeded. </div>
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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. </div>
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Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.</div>
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Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.</div>
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A banker lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.</div>
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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.</div>
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He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.</div>
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I think, therefore I am overqualified. </div>
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Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.</div>
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A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. </div>
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.</div>
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.</div>
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A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.</div>
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The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.</div>
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It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.</div>
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.</div>
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Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.</div>
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There are no short cuts to any place worth going.</div>
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An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.</div>
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Doubt is the beginning not the end of wisdom.</div>
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. </div>
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More grows in the garden than the gardener knows he has sown.</div>
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If at first you don't succeed - try management. </div>
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An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. </div>
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Do not underestimate your abilities. </div>
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That is your boss's job.</div>
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He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.</div>
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.</div>
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You should not confuse your career with your life. </div>
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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.</div>
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.</div>
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Without vision, we are blind to opportunity.</div>
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A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal.</div>
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In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.</div>
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The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.</div>
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Learn from the mistakes of others. </div>
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You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.</div>
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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.</div>
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It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.</div>
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Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own.</div>
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Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.</div>
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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.</div>
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Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life.</div>
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.</div>
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Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of travelling.</div>
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it.A company is known by the people it keeps.Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.Some people are masters of money, and some its slaves.If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research. Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.The reverse side also has a reverse side.You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. </div>
el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-4247502226910596902024-01-10T10:00:00.000-06:002024-01-10T10:00:00.342-06:00<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<br />el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-79223099747385112302024-01-01T06:00:00.000-06:002024-01-01T06:00:00.247-06:00Creepiest Unintentionally Creepy Photo Ever<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lz-A9GRSHIE/SqUZR6K9FJI/AAAAAAAACCQ/C2PljCWP8kY/s1600-h/happy+bday+shauna.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378733125427598482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 318px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lz-A9GRSHIE/SqUZR6K9FJI/AAAAAAAACCQ/C2PljCWP8kY/s320/happy+bday+shauna.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div>el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-18855936062802908412023-09-04T14:29:00.006-05:002023-09-04T14:29:53.838-05:00Smol Reptilian American Badass<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj85XSQNsNWaOMRO-4vIJUhQ0o1HivQCpnzRiVtEqk8Q6Bm2Frp7kWTBtrqCefQMCp8GH0k7Y7o1qtWPM9SFd5G5PawSSXhpB7cnf2KwWF-avilY7ignfE4hnvSkDdizBg_ZwL4XeWen95PcO3zOWwLTakLgfmFFm0iccHAwuw6Bmp9wbQNTtDMW_kh8VG2" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="2992" data-original-width="2992" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj85XSQNsNWaOMRO-4vIJUhQ0o1HivQCpnzRiVtEqk8Q6Bm2Frp7kWTBtrqCefQMCp8GH0k7Y7o1qtWPM9SFd5G5PawSSXhpB7cnf2KwWF-avilY7ignfE4hnvSkDdizBg_ZwL4XeWen95PcO3zOWwLTakLgfmFFm0iccHAwuw6Bmp9wbQNTtDMW_kh8VG2" width="240" /></a></div><br /><p></p>el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-14686143004101323942023-09-04T14:25:00.002-05:002023-09-06T19:23:23.253-05:00My Most Recent Snake Bites<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg9cRqzsXD-MznwmCas0gWe0WqVKuAmcS2OIdP2ewehYffmQdaWbdLNAlxjNj_FxImnPMTUz319JKtfQdAF479ZxXMU4zArhIkpzD6agc_yJJshXcHofKUXvJywEDl0QfgT2vLEFXFhBSUV56Lk-N12wSvujQ-mcHVQpirkBFk2pqPVTAT-Ucg2yKm_ntuX" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="2992" data-original-width="2992" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg9cRqzsXD-MznwmCas0gWe0WqVKuAmcS2OIdP2ewehYffmQdaWbdLNAlxjNj_FxImnPMTUz319JKtfQdAF479ZxXMU4zArhIkpzD6agc_yJJshXcHofKUXvJywEDl0QfgT2vLEFXFhBSUV56Lk-N12wSvujQ-mcHVQpirkBFk2pqPVTAT-Ucg2yKm_ntuX" width="240" /></a></div><br /><p></p>el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-86484362005808666792023-09-04T14:22:00.000-05:002023-09-04T14:22:18.525-05:00<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiXKo58BlPrvVDpVLNBheBjdfIE3MT1DhA4i3PhVOZPpXX674tg5keuOXD2A-KKpD6z8xoKYcWsk01xxs7Q6wdgoMKkZqLw9UeHCyD1urm27-wTdkawa3L1ihYo1um7sfTGweR43TYYx8CJHaYZno1eA2HerdcF6GrWGltw45wOldPB50ib-l1IKAtLIeQO" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="310" data-original-width="845" height="117" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiXKo58BlPrvVDpVLNBheBjdfIE3MT1DhA4i3PhVOZPpXX674tg5keuOXD2A-KKpD6z8xoKYcWsk01xxs7Q6wdgoMKkZqLw9UeHCyD1urm27-wTdkawa3L1ihYo1um7sfTGweR43TYYx8CJHaYZno1eA2HerdcF6GrWGltw45wOldPB50ib-l1IKAtLIeQO" width="320" /></a></div><br /><p></p>el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-71177984535054712042023-07-03T06:00:00.000-05:002023-07-03T06:00:00.132-05:00Monday's Missives <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<li>Last night (10/16/2017) a friend was supposed to meet me for dinner. While I was waiting for him he texted me and said that he had forgotten he was supposed to meet his wife and daughter in Fort Worth for dinner. So I told my server to scratch waiting for me to order and I made my order. She said, <i>Aww your friends not coming?</i> She then said, <i>Well I'll be your friend- for the next 30 or 40 minutes anyway...</i></li>
<li>My first thought was- the last time I heard that I was in a w**** house in Germany ...!</li>
<li>But seriously, she was being nice looking for a good tip but she didn't have to be <b>that</b> nice and she was genuine. We had a great conversation. It was funny.</li>
<li>Update weeks later: the more I think about it- that girl was sincerely nice. </li>
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<li>Somebody I work with goes straight to the restroom as soon as she gets to work and just destroys the place. I mean she stinks up half the building. The weird thing is I think I could pick her out in a crowd of people who would do that. I was simply not surprised she could wreck a building like that.</li>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-80933528914004984082023-06-21T06:00:00.000-05:002023-06-21T06:00:00.132-05:00Wednesday's Digressions<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-40679207522711198792023-04-13T06:00:00.000-05:002023-04-13T06:00:00.166-05:00Thursday's Thoughts<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<li>The previous point is filed under: You must be crazy to do something like that in this day and age.</li>
<li>In this day and age- what an odd expression.</li>
<li>Ankylosing Spondylitis is still one of my favorite disease names.</li>
<li>A nursing buddy gave me her lunch one day as she was leaving work early. Said lunch had a huge human hair in it. I immediately threw it in the trash. The weird thing? Were things different there is a 100% chance I would have wanted to have sex with her and God only knows where my mouth would have been. Why did a hair (that was assuredly hers) in the food freak me out so much?!</li>
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<li>I like that two of my lunch buddies love pickles and I can take care of them by acting a fool and asking for triple+ servings with my meals to hand off to them.</li>
<li>I've never met a woman who liked Joy Division.</li>
<li>Once in a Best Buy as both a female and male worker were on and off trying to help me I realized the male was madly in love with the female so I asked, <i>Have you ever asked her out?</i> He said <i>What</i>!? Causing me to reply something like, <i>Yeah it's obvious you're crazy about her- you should ask her out. If you don't- you'll regret it for the rest of your life.</i></li>
<li>I wonder about that outcome as much as any other situation that I really did not have any business being involved in that I've ever encountered in my life. It was at least 10 years ago- long enough they are either married with a couple of kids or he lies awake at night regretting that he did not take my weird advice or yeah- he knows he got shot down but so what, he tried and that <b>try</b> has made him a better person in every aspect of his life.</li>
<li>Or maybe he shakes his head at the memory of that old nosy weirdo...</li>
<li>I have never in my life in real life seen anyone dunk a donut into a cup of coffee. The only place I seem to recall seeing it is in old movies or TV shows Etc. It wonder if it is an extinct practice or regional and/or chime in if you see it often (or do it yourself at all).</li>
<li>A college professor of mine would do yards and landscaping during the summer. It was smart on his part but man- that is some incongruity there to me.</li>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bloody Razorblade- the name of my new punk rock band.</td></tr>
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<li> A family member of my nursing buddy is dying. It broke my heart to see her heart breaking. <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Beginning of traffic backup caused by cops pulling people over in rush hour traffic. Dang dudes- I mean come on- that is just dumb.</td></tr>
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<li>Zac loves my big sleeping bag. He has asked that I will it to him in the event of my death. Interestingly, I bought it at Academy while he was with me when he was about 8 months old.<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Another late model car with headlights and no taillights.</td></tr>
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<li>A coworker in an allied clinic gets shake voice when we chat and acts nervous.</li>
<li>It is a tough situation to read. She is either way into me or I give her the creeps. This is sooo true that in spite of the fact she goes out of her way to chat me up- I simply have no idea what is on her mind when we talk. There is a weird vibe and I don't know what to do with it.</li>
<li>A long ago pizza delivery guy looked like a serial killer. He even had a serial killer knock. It would make you think, Wait- What?! Is that a... cop? No wait- is it somebody that wants me to <b><i>think</i></b> they're a cop?!</li>
<li>A friendly acquaintance is overweight. She will lose large amounts of weight once a year or maybe every few years. She is strikingly pretty and young appearing when heavy but tired and older looking when she loses the weight.</li>
<li>I have always <a href="https://youtu.be/hTgnDLWeeaM">liked My Chemical Romance</a>.</li>
<li>I am about ready to give up.</li>
<li>This is will be set to post 5 years from today (03/01/2018).</li>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-37852988229125452812023-01-04T06:00:00.000-06:002023-01-04T06:00:00.160-06:00Wednesday's Digressions<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Believe it or not- I was there. Deep purple was fantastic as was Meatloaf and and Rodgau Monotones. I have no independent recall of Roger Chapman except that he was likely one of the couple of bands the crowd went nuts for that I had not heard of.</td></tr>
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<li>Another old friend I learned recently died a few years ago at the age of 50. When I saw his obituary picture I realized I knew his dad; as <strong>he looked just like him</strong>. The weird thing is- I have<strong> no</strong> memory of why I knew his dad- although I can guess (or more correctly, I have a<strong><em> feeling</em></strong>) our dads knew each other. That seems likely to be why we met- our dads knew each other.</li>
<li>I opposed him as catcher in Little League in Decatur. He was known for his fast pitch. No joke- batters and catchers alike would refuse to face him and start crying rather than face what must have been a 90 mph fastball. My hand is burning just thinking about it. The first time I tried to catch one of his pitches it physically knocked the glove off my hand.</li>
<li>We bumped into each other through the years in the oddest places- a night club, when he did some work for my mom and even at a doctors's office- in another city. It was always great to catch up with him.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<li>My glove and bat were handed down to me from my brother. I want Zac to use the bat once in a game. The glove may have detoriated by now but only several years ago was still floating in the detritus of my life somewhere. It would be cool to see my little boy handwriting on it where I put my name- I need to dig it up.</li>
<li>Cheapo medical tape used to be a common wrap on bat handles. You can easily spend 17 dollars on a purpose made wrap nowadays.</li>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Some people just want to watch the world burn.</td></tr>
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<li>Today I bought a phone and service plan. It cost me over 300 dollars to walk out of there and the phone isn't paid off yet. The 3 black customer service guys tried to get me to buy the last gold cased phone in my model as it would be <i>pimp. </i>They were hilarious and super knowledgeable </li>
<li>I wish I had gotten that phone.</li>
<li>When I was a kid me and two of the other neighborhood thugs built a clubhouse. We adopted two kittens that wandered up. One was black and one was white. We named the white one Whitie and the black one Blackie. We fed them scraps and cheap cat food. Their farts would stink us out. We blamed each other until we heard the white one do it once. </li>
<li>I have no idea what happened to them.</li>
<li><i>Pweep</i>- in case you are wondering.<br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<li>Intense tank verses<a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8QeBgbDQVks"> meat bag action in</a> Syria. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<li>Or here- if war porn is not your thing, watch the video to, if not my favorite Me First And The Gimme Gimmes's song- it is the one I am <a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uv0c9kMcf0">listening to right now</a> 04/23/2017 @ 0828.</li>
<li>That was one clumsily written sentence.</li>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-20496995847461407732022-12-26T06:00:00.000-06:002022-12-26T06:00:00.177-06:00Monday's Missives<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lz-A9GRSHIE/SgLGmFCZLfI/AAAAAAAABnw/LIr79K-RrJI/s1600-h/250px-Demotivationbagsneak.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lz-A9GRSHIE/SgLGmFCZLfI/AAAAAAAABnw/LIr79K-RrJI/s320/250px-Demotivationbagsneak.jpg" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333043266249633266" style="cursor: hand; display: block; height: 222px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 250px;" /></a><br />
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<li>The warning came up for a movie earlier. It said,<em> Rated R... No need to change into clean underwear.</em></li>
<li>When I did construction work I had a boss once who was pretty clean cut and seemed to have good hygiene- during the week. He also made a lot of money and could do anything he wanted with his free time on the weekends. His big thing to do? Absolutely nothing, the longer the weekend and the less he did the better he enjoyed himself. If it were not for remote controls he would not have even changed the channel (which would only be from one ESPN to the next anyway) He would not shave, brush his teeth, change his clothes or shower. I've been to his house on those days- disgusting. He bragged once about running his wife out of the house and throwing synthetic fiber clothes away they stunk so bad after some long holiday.</li>
<li>A loose association: in the movie Navy Seals Charlie Sheens character jumps out of a Jeep and screams, <em>See you laterrrr! </em> all the way to the water. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin' this guy did that when he was younger from the back of a pickup and nearly drowned after jamming his legs 2 feet into the mud that was covered by 3 feet of water in a drought depleted lake.</li>
<li>Just saw a video title that I didn't <em><strong>even</strong></em> have to watch to be suitably freaked out: <em>How to remove a fish hook from an eyeball.</em></li>
<li>You're welcome</li>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-39829439545546673682022-12-19T06:00:00.000-06:002022-12-19T06:00:00.161-06:00Monday's Missives<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<li>Today I drove through Pecos and Midland which are some of the areas most heavily affected by the most recent oil boom. Crazy- literally nuts. If you have read about it or kept up with the news or whatever and think you have an idea of what it is like out there, trust me you do not.</li>
<li>Sorry, unsure of when last point happened- spring 2019?</li>
<li>There are a lot more black people in every entertainment medium we consume. That is great. It is especially cool that they are getting more roles in horror movies without being a red shirt.</li>
<li>I have no idea who Tyler Perry is.</li>
<li>Recently I realised I have had sex with 2 more people than I usually count in my life total. One was the third and the other came much later- third from last.</li>
<li>Hilarious to me: Buffalo Hump's name was foisted on him by white people as his actual name meaning, Erection That Wont Go Away freaked them out too much.</li>
<li>Strange thing about having coffee essentially every morning for the past 30 years or so is even if I drink a energy drink and my teeth are literally grinding- I just don't feel right if I don't then also have a coffee before starting my work day.</li>
<li>I just tried to buy a picture frame at Michaels online. I say try -because the site was so slow to load , so hard to navigate, it was so hung up on needing to know my local store location and was just basically so terrible- I just got off of it. </li>
<li>Weird, they made it too hard for me to <b>give them my money.</b></li>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-40682586592413579512022-10-20T06:00:00.000-05:002022-10-20T06:00:00.154-05:00Thursday's Thoughts<div>
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<ul><span style="font-size: xx-small;">The woman reclining in the boat is Kay Laurell. She was a Vaudeville performer and actor of the silent film era. Months after this picture was made she would be dead of what was first reported as pneumonia. We now know she died in childbirth.</span><br /><br /><br /><br />
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<li>The power went out this afternoon as I started getting supper ready to cook.</li>
<li>Had to go get takeout.</li>
<li>Heartbreaking.</li>
<li>How do you survive power outage in Texas heat? Go outside and play in the sprinkler.</li>
<li>Saw a Marine at dinner tonight and as usual picked up his tab without letting him know who took care of it. Interestingly, I could tell from the conversation I overheard the woman he was with was a date and not a spouse and she was obviously impressed.</li>
<li>You're welcome staff sergeant.</li>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-25004290316608266912022-09-08T10:00:00.000-05:002022-09-08T10:00:00.158-05:00Mud Dauber Nest<div>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-22633580865301285592022-08-16T10:00:00.000-05:002022-08-16T10:00:00.153-05:00Letter Found<span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">on Dangerfield Newby's body after the Harper's Ferry raid.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">BRENTVILLE, August 16, 1859.</span><br />
<i style="background-color: white; color: #252525; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">Dear Husband.</i><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">I want you to buy me as soon as possible for if you do not get me somebody else will. The servants are very disagreeable. They do all that they can to set my mistress against me. Dear Husband you are not the trouble I see these last two years. It has been like a troubled dream to me. It is said that the Master is in want of monney. If so I know not what time he may sell me. Then all my bright hopes of the future are blasted. For there has been one bright hope to cheer me in all my troubles, that is to be with you. For if I thought I should never see you on this earth, life would have no charm for me. Do all you can for me which I have no doubt you will. I want to see you so much. The children are all well. The baby cannot walk yet. The baby can step around any thing by holding on to it, very much like Agnes. I must bring my letter to close as I have no news to write. You must write soon and say when you think you can come</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">Your affectionate Wife</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.399999618530273px;">HARRIET NEWBY.</span>el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-21159235412270384212022-08-15T06:00:00.000-05:002022-08-15T06:00:00.163-05:00Monday's Missives<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<li>I once saw somebody with the name Corvette. </li>
<li>Parenting pro tip: give your child a name that if against all your good efforts- they still go into stripping or otherwise selling their body-they cannot blame you when they have to give up as they can't figure out a good stripper or street name.</li>
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<li>It is 0513 on 05/18/2017 and there is not one single caffeinated beverage in my place.</li>
<li>It is very difficult for me go to sleep if I am hungry. Also, if I eat a small amount prior to bed to <b>not</b> be hungry I will very often awaken <b>starving</b> in the middle of night.</li>
<li>Recently a friend sent me a picture of herself from near the Hollywood sign.<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<li>My shoulder is toast. Just testing it yesterday for range of motion and crepitation has me in so much pain- it is part of the reason I awoke at 4 o'clock this morning.</li>
<li>That and being super hungry.</li>
<li>A friend has cancer of the esophagus and has recently been told he is a poor candidate for surgery as he would be unlikely to survive it.</li>
<li>Kevin's shoulder hurts and he is hungry.</li>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-48158601635097690242022-07-11T06:00:00.000-05:002022-07-11T06:00:00.163-05:00Monday's Missives<ul>
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<li>My nursing buddy asked me to walk out with her as she left for lunch to save her space by parking my truck sideways where we parked adjacent to each other this morning, then she wanted me to come out when she returned and move so she had her space back.</li>
<li>Crazy.</li>
<li>Today is Wednesday but I awoke thinking it was Thursday and I only had to plow through one more day before a much needed break.</li>
<li>Bad.</li>
<li>At lunch I discovered I had accidentally bought alphabet vegetable soup. That made my day! I mean yay! Alphabet soup, sharp cheddar cheese and Ritz crackers- a combo made in heaven!</li>
<li>Good.</li>
<li>Reading the directions which recommended 2 to 3 minutes I set the microwave for 2.5 minutes. I returned 3.5 minutes later to find my soup had exploded all over the interior of the 'wave. It looked like a crime scene from a psychotic version of a Veggie Tales movie. I spent 15 minutes cleaning the mess up.</li>
<li>Awful.</li>
<li>Lunch then consisted of half a pound of cheddar cheese and Ritz crackers washed down with my tears.</li>
<li>Pathetic.</li>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-71339732539000543182022-07-05T15:00:00.000-05:002022-07-05T15:00:00.155-05:00Sense:<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<br />el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-17239747800779765132022-01-27T06:00:00.000-06:002022-01-27T06:00:00.168-06:00When I was in high school a group of miscreants dropped by my house and told me they were going to go to Mexico. I said, <i>I can't go, I've got to go to school tomorrow.</i><br />
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They called me a faggot and left.<br />
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They made it as far as Galveston and ran out of money.<br />
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They then stole some stuff for gas money to get back to Decatur.<br />
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Of the four- two are dead, one is in prison and the other I have no idea.<br />
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Update: The fourth I have learned from the word on the street is a diesel mechanic and is supposedly doing well in the world. The last time I saw him was in a Chucky Cheese for a nephews birthday party. He was coincidentally there and with a woman I knew to not be the wife I knew about before. They oddly stood around for a few minutes watching people play then they left.el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-6159216061507208612022-01-07T10:00:00.000-06:002022-01-07T10:00:00.173-06:00Popeye<div>
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-63066777513716984732022-01-06T15:00:00.000-06:002022-01-06T15:00:00.164-06:00Quotable Notable “Weapons speak to the wise, but in general they need interpreters.”<br />
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el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5415838695962615627.post-52906268143838262662022-01-01T06:00:00.000-06:002022-01-01T06:00:00.209-06:00Post Secret That Could Have Stayed Secret<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lz-A9GRSHIE/Sp0ieXGDQsI/AAAAAAAACAc/WPywYDhL-sg/s1600-h/post+secrets+mistake.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376491435141055170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 230px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lz-A9GRSHIE/Sp0ieXGDQsI/AAAAAAAACAc/WPywYDhL-sg/s320/post+secrets+mistake.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div></div>el chupacabrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16561225364468732743noreply@blogger.com1