Yesterday at work someone came up to me and said, You are my new best friend! Thank you so much! And then she hugged me. I had no idea what she was talking about. Did I tell her so?

Of course not- I just said, That's great! I'm glad I made your day and thank you for saying so. I really appreciate you.

Oh thank you so much! She said. And then she hugged me really big and tight and long.

I still literally have no idea what happened- nor why.

Honestly, my heart is up in my throat a little bit just at the thought of it right now but I have no independent recall of any action or conversation of mine that could have prompted a response like that.

Hunans are weird.

That  is why I am glad I am from Mars.