Friday, April 17, 2009

Missives: Special Bonus Edition



Our ride for the zombie apocalypse- you get shotgun






  • In the news: "Man bites off end of own penis. Police found him after receiving an anonymous tip"



  • If I'm lyin' I'm dying- that's what it said.



  • My present patient played golf well into her 80s.



  • There's a line to a song that says," Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies- you'll never know just how you look in other peoples eyes." The last part is so true and such a shame sometimes because the world might be a better place if we could every once in a while.



  • The singers dad was MR. Peppermint.



  • Zombie movies are making a big comeback and I couldn't be happier.



  • I'm telling you- you'll be glad to know me when Hell is full and the dead walk the earth and I know exactly what to do.



  • I could never have anything to do with a woman who wears open toe shoes and hose.

7 comments:

The Accomplice said...

I call shotgun!!!

MarmiteToasty said...

Ok, I could do with a zombie protector LOL.... is that like a pantie liner?

x

el chupacabra said...

Accomplice- good could use the experience!

Marmi- I'm getting ready for work. Will probbably be escorted out by security after I burst out laughing for the 10th time thinking about that one!
An instant classic!!

MarmiteToasty said...

I aint right am I lmfao........ dam my mind..

x

LandShark 5150 said...

THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS -- but me thought he was the drummer, reckon drummers can sing too.
Sidenote: my word verification I am thrown is TWITRAG -- are you behind this?

el chupacabra said...

Sharkie- Twitrag?! Ha, no not my idea- didn't even remember setting word verification to the comments.

As I recall (literally as in I could be wrong) Gibby Haynes wrote AND sang Pepper however did not play the drums.

It's from ELECTRICLARRYLAND one of my fave album titles.

LandShark 5150 said...

I was just throwing it out there - I really don't know. Me kids who are in there 20's listened to about everything, which means I had to listen to about everything.As I always told them, if the band is that good , they will have more than 3 albums(throw back word - I know) and last longer than 5 yrs.
But then I could be wrong