Our ride for the zombie apocalypse- you get shotgun
- In the news: "Man bites off end of own penis. Police found him after receiving an anonymous tip"
- If I'm lyin' I'm dying- that's what it said.
- My present patient played golf well into her 80s.
- There's a line to a song that says," Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies- you'll never know just how you look in other peoples eyes." The last part is so true and such a shame sometimes because the world might be a better place if we could every once in a while.
- The singers dad was MR. Peppermint.
- Zombie movies are making a big comeback and I couldn't be happier.
- I'm telling you- you'll be glad to know me when Hell is full and the dead walk the earth and I know exactly what to do.
- I could never have anything to do with a woman who wears open toe shoes and hose.
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