Sunday, November 20, 2011

People Scares Me

Actual search criteria used by your (I'm not claiming them) fellow humans and the corresponding number of pages returned.



• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.

• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.

• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.

• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.

• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.

• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.

• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.

• 8,380,000: Why men lie.

• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.

• 114,000,000: I want a wife.

• 783,000: I have one testicle.

• 21,900,000: I have one more drink.

• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.

• 320,000: I have three testicles.

• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.

• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.

• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.

• 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party.

• 818,000: I think im pregnant.

• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.

from geekologie

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