Saturday, May 2, 2009

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for same style shoes in different colours.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

1. OTHER WOMEN!

3 comments:

an Donalbane said...

Words of wisdom from the liner notes of a '70s-something Waylon album:

"A man who understands women...is one!"

Much as I try to understand them, they darn sure have a whole 'nuther way of seeing things.

:-(

Anonymous said...

And what is your point exactly!! : )

el chupacabra said...

Donald- Good one. Can't believe I never heard that one before. Here's a tacky one: "Women- can't live with 'em, can't put a small caliber bullet in their brain and dump their bodies in a shallow grave..."

Ano 1020 simply put: Women- I love them but, the more I know the less I understand.