Fridays Dispatch

Streetwalkers you may say- heroines of the planet doing their part to save the world by walking those streets instead of driving them I say. God bless all the little streetwalkers each and every one. From google streetview

• Essentially, everything the average citizen believes about illicit drugs in the US from steroids and other performance enhancers to heroin is based on bad science (or simple lack thereof), and the use of fear or outright lies for power.



• Don't care whether you believe they ought to all be legalized or anyone who uses them should be locked up and the key thrown away.



• Loving driving the turd bomb. I rarely lock it up, leave the keys in it half the time and parking lot dings? Whatever.



• "At 5:30 A.M. it was time for timmy to wake up. His Mom went into his room to find out that he had been killed. She found his head in his closet. She tried calling the police but the line didn't connect. Seconds later the murderer came out and killed the Mother too. If you don't send this to 10 different videos, the same thing will happen to you. Sorry, Don't Wanna Die " From a youtubes comments section.



• Recently invested money I really couldn't afford to spend in a business start-up founded by a girl who has been having trouble finding a job and whose husband was also recently laid off.



• You may call me an imbecile.



• Venture Capitalist I say



• Or, if you prefer- Titan Of Industry



• I gave my patient a really good, warm bath and shave this morning then put a nice cologne on him and brushed his teeth. I put a really great, loud, flowery button down shirt on him and lay him back on his nice, freshly fluffed up pillow. He took two big breaths blowing the last one out long and slowly and that was it- he was gone.
• It was 6:23 and 30 seconds AM.