Friday's Dispatch

• West Texas has arrived: The sky is brown, tastes dirty, feels gritty and is bypassing the door and landing on the tile to the entryway.


• They think they've go it bad? My initial response to the Save Teh World/world/children/environment spot on television that was just on hi liting the drought in the Horn Of Africa.


• I like to eat tuna and mac and cheese in the same meal, but not mixed together.


• There's a toy stuffed mouse hanging from the tree outside my living room window.


• Zac's mom took him to a place familiar to him where we do business. When they walked in he said, Can I have a cookie and a Gatorade? The hot chick behind the desk said, Sure- you know where they are, help yourself. He brought them back, walked around the desk like he owned the place and after sitting in the girl's lap picked up a pen and started doodling on her note pad.


• Lucky for me, mom wasn't in a humor impaired mood that day.


• Novocaine for the the soul