Monday, January 16, 2012

Monday's Missives












  • Weird: an acquaintance's husband was recently busted in an adulterous relationship. Not that weird you say? Oh, imagine my embarrassment, I should have added some detail in the set-up. It was with another dude. Still not that strange? Oh OK, her sister's husband was also getting freaky with the same guy. Regardless, the poor girl is destroyed. Here's a tip for you ladies though- if you have a gay guy friend and your hubby goes on a homophobic, curse filled tirade every time the guys name is mentioned and then suddenly starts hanging out with the guy, you know- to play X Box, watch the game etc. you can bet his curiosity has gotten the better of him and he'll never be the same again.





  • After years of driving a compact car she wasn't that happy with my children's grandmother bought an Expedition. On the way home grandad drove the Expedition and she followed in the old car. Somewhere along the way he stopped and she did not- totalling the car. The Expedition's trailer hitch was scratched.





  • Yesterday afternoon I had to restore my computer. I didn't pay attention to the time/date settings when it came up Pacific Time and spent the rest of the day thinking it was two hours earlier than it was. Man, why am I so tired? And then later, Zac sure crashed early...





  • I dreamed night before last I sat at a bus stop in Boston and chatted with Paul Giamatti while he was in makeup and costume as John Adams.





  • Although they are one of natures most perfect foods- I eat too many hamburgers.





  • Regarding a woman fighter who was fined for steroid use the California State Athletic Commission Executive Officer said," Anabolic agents and other banned substances put not only the user of those agents at risk, but their opponents as well." The first part of his quote is arguably true, but it's also true of everything we do. The second part of his statement is just odd- put their opponents at risk? Regardless, you didn't need a urine test to know she was using steroids, all you had to do was glance at her picture.





  • Motorhead Love Me Forever

3 comments:

Opus #6 said...

Excellent post to start a Monday morning. Have a good week!

el chupacabra said...

Lady O- Thanks- I appreciate your awesomeness.

RPM said...

While the conversation with Adams (I'm assuming it actually WAS Adams in Giamatti's body) would be deep and philosophical (don't get him started on fertilizer or law!), Jefferson or Franklin would be infinitely more interesting and entertaining (wine, women and song).

Jefferson lives!!!