Monday, August 11, 2008

Britain After Solving All It's Other Problems


Has launched a campaign to get all knives off the streets. Offenders will have to visit emergency rooms (probably called Houses of Romniwicket) and morgues (Chamers of Tumliknackette?) to see the results of "knife violence" I couldn't make this up if I tried, to think of something stupid to embarass a country.
Imbicilickety and moronica are the first two words that came to mind.

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