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Wednesday's Digressions
- Only recently I learned Lambo started as a tractor manufactuer. How did I miss that? They still make them and they're really cool looking and supposedly good.
- When I'm President of the World and money is no object I'll absolutely have a Lamborghini tractor to bale hay on my ranch.
- This morning 08/11/2015 I had the best crepes ever at IHOP. It was maybe the second or third time ever I did the, Send my compliments to the chef! thing. No, I didn't literally say that but you get the idea.
- U2 is playing on the overhead- wow, they are awful.
- On the way to work I heard Tupac singing about how he would be, a baller 'til he died.
- Man, would love to hear the music he'd be making now.
- This morning (08/14/2015) in the Walmarts somebody dropped a pallet on the floor. Holy smokes, it sounded like a gunshot for a second. I even got a little sick feeling from an adrenaline dump.
- There are two really pretty ladies working at the McDonalds I sometimes visit.
- Yesterday (08/18/2015) I saw a truck with a logo for a company named Stallion Trucking. The logo had a snorting bull. I wish you could have seen my, Huh?! face. I may have missed something but Stallion doesn't make us think bull- right?
- Cecil the lion made you a moron.
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I'm pretty sure Cecil the Lion probably just provided an avenue for people predisposed to moronia. Thanks to the internet and social media, morons everywhere can gorge on a veritable cornucopia of vacuous fare.
Dude, you should totally get the mid-engine Lambo tractor. Like, you can do a forty second furlong, and with the larger HP models, the ladies will be impressed by the size of your disc.
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