I'm A Stud

Finally got a chance to read this months Popular Mechanics which has a section called 100 Skills Every Man Should Know and found I possess 96 of them and actually instead of just knowing about them I can do many of those quite well. There was even one on escaping a sinking vehicle (technically, Vehicular Water Egress) which I have special training on- I'm such a stud. Owww, I just sprained my arm from patting myself on the back. Oh, that's OK-I know first aid (#94-96) on the list.

OK I'm better.