Friday's Dispatch

• Recently while I was cleaning up after supper woman known as woman came up behind me and started rubbing around on me. I turned to see her with a volleyball under her shirt, her hands cupped under it like it was a pregnant belly.


• "You'll be stopping that right now." That's what I said. What she said- Oh come on- you know it's funny. It may be many things, but it's very far from funny. You see here's that." I said pointing to her fake baby bump, "and here's funny way, way over here." which was said while my other arm was stretched out as far as I could get it in the opposite direction.


• Did I say I was cleaning up after supper? I mean I was gutting a deer and rebuilding a carburetor.


• Yeah, that's the ticket.


• I have only eaten a crayfish once in my life- as in, one crayfish, one time.


• My eldest needed a backpack for his pre Army training. I went and got him a really good one- the same one I would have bought for myself. I did alright until I started looking for the jump wings, Ranger tab and handbook I wanted to put in the pack to remind him of his goals. It wasn't a good scene for me. I nearly started bawling. He'll be good. He'll be OK, but I'm afraid the nights will be long when he goes downrange.


• The Serbian Lazar MRAP is a good looking vehicle that appears very adaptable.


• The Misfits cover The Ramones Blitzkrieg Bop