Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Southern Fried Expressions

The best Southern Fried Expressions concern bigger than life,unlikely scenarios, to make the best impression. Say you want to convey something that involves a large number of things:

"You can't swing a dead chicken around over your head without hitting a dozen churches in that town!"

To switch it up a bit sustitute a dead cat for the chicken. "Why does it have to be dead you ask?" "Don't be cruel." I respond.

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