Raising Zachary

The other day in the pool Zachary started chatting up two women getting some sun in the pool. He asked one,"What's that?" pointing to her bikini top. "Oh, that's my swimsuit top." "No, that thing in the middle." he said pointing to a buglike decoration in the middle between the cups. "Oh, I guess that's just a decoration- it looks like a bug or butterfly or something." Can it get wet?" he asked. "Well, yes." she said. "Show me." he dared.





She laughed and said,"OK" and dutifully dipped her upper body into the water. He busted out laughing.





I think I'm in trouble.