"My dogs are gay." I tell people. "No way" they say. Really, do you need more proof than this pose on their blankie?
OK, you asked for it, not me- and they take turns doing this all day long. They sleep in the guest bathroom and the things I hear them doing at night- shudder. Eeew.
- I feel for anyone legitimately damaged by defective Toyota vehicles however, this situation shows how irrational we can be- the last numbers I read on the recalls was something like 8 million vehicles. People assume they're some kind of death traps. 8 million vehicles, if there really was a real, widespread problem- think about it, we wouldn't have had to learn about it from the news- we all would know someone killed by the death traps. We wouldn't be able to get anywhere in our vehicles that are other than Toyota's- our cars would slide off the roads because of the blood that covered them.
- However, when it's all said and done Toyota will be out of hundreds of millions of dollars and will be lucky to stay afloat.
- Ben Folds does the music for Over The Hedge and it's great- very sweet, simple music.
- "I am Inigo Montoya- you killed my father. Prepare to die."
- I bet the movie The Princess Bride is studied in film schools as the perfect movie. It's nearly 30 years old now and 50 years from now people will still be discovering it and calling it a favorite. It never gets old to me and I love to share it with people.
- I'm getting old though: of 2 recent women who showed some interest in me the older was 53 and the youngun was 37.
- I don't know how this happened, but it's a tragedy of the highest order.
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Remember the line "Have fun storming the castle! Think they will make it?
Not a chance!
Mango
I have never seen that movie.
Hey, at least you still have women interested in you.
I think I will die a virgin.
Or a liar.
37 is young. 53? Well, I shan't say anything on that (I'm staring down the half century mark later this year).
Like Her Majesty, I say be happy if the Gynocological-Americans are paying you attention at all.
I forgot to give you kudos for correct spelling of Señor Montoya's first name. Most folks [incorrectly] call it 'Indigo', inconceivable as that sounds...
* The Princess Bride is one of my favourite flicks. Miracle Max has some of the best lines.
When Max exams Westley when Westley is dead and says, "I've seen worse", always cracks me up.
One of Max's lines is a standby retort from me when Hubby is rushing me to prepare supper or get ready to leave the house;
"You rush a miracle man (woman in my case), you get rotten miracles."
My Mr., son and myself use the term "Mostly dead" when asked how we are if we are ill or have over exerted ourselves. Of course, we always say it using Max's Yiddish accent.
* You are not becoming old. You have become a Renaissance Man and are now attractive to a broad, seasoned demographic.
* Getting older is soooooo much better than the alternative.
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