Friday's Dispatch

• The Mavericks- What A Crying Shame.
• Woman known as woman cried when she watched Blackhawk Down for the first time the other day.
• Wonder how many pounds of Cheerios the average American child eats by the time they graduate high school?
• In Iraq if you tried to give a child a Nat Geo or other educational magazine they would react as if you were tryong to infect them with the plague. It's very sad, especially since I'm sure it's because they've had the decadence of the American lifestyle theory beaten into their heads and they're probably sure you're offering them pron.
• Zero- the number of pork product MREs we had in Iraq. Every case my unit bought was shipped without any, but again- trying telling a hungry Iraqi that..