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Flawless Business Plan Seeking Teleportation Scientist
Date: 2009-02-18, 2:37PM CST
We are a small group of very well qualified businessmen who have a complete business plan that aims to yield investors, and partners, 1,000% returns within only a five year period. We have all the pieces in place, including CEO, marketing, and finance management. The only missing piece is YOU! We are looking for a very motivated, team-oriented scientist who has experience in teleportation research and/or technology. We will provide patent funding and small stipend. Once technology prototype is developed, the business will take off running- or teleporting! Significant equity will be provided as payment. Send a resume and any other information that may set you apart from other teleportation scientists. Can't wait for you to join our team.
Location: Who Cares-you should be here in a second
Compensation: Small stipend for living expenses; significant equity in the business
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.PostingID: 1040248146
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How crazy is she??
there was an episode of Rob & Big (one of my guilty pleasures. Hilarious reality show of a skateboarder and his bodyguard) where they tried to time travel. It was hilarious. And it ends with Big stomping on the time machine.
If they get that thing up and running, I would still buy a ticket to 1883.
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