Worst Valentines Day Present Ever Contest - Hallmark

"My worst Valentine's Day Gift ever was a fire extinguisher and "the clapper" light switch given to me by a long-ago boyfriend who was very safety-minded. I had just moved into a new apartment and he thought these would be helpful gifts! Needless to say, after he didn't get the reaction he thought he would get, he went out and bought me a string of pearls! Karen "