Worst Valentines Day Present Ever Contest - Hallmark

"I guess I should have wondered why he was never free on Friday night …… My boyfriend sent me a beautifully framed picture of him and another girl. He sent, also beautifully framed, OUR picture to his OTHER girlfriend. This is how I discovered that he was pretending that I was his one-and-only. (Maybe it was because I hadn't yet discovered Talbots!) Painful, but liberating. That never happened to me again.Martha "