Monday, December 5, 2016

Monday's Missives

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  • Occasionally there is a leadership class at work called something like, Lead Like Water! I am sure it is to connote how water always finds a way or something but I always process lead at first as being the heavy metal that causes brain damage when it is in the water and have an odd, momentary stop-down and wonder what on earth that could mean and why they want me to think about lead in my water...
  • Hair Bath
  • Recently (today is 7/2/2016) I tried to make a post with a meme of Steve McQueen which for some reason posted huge-  3 time or more the size of the original. When I deleted it the previous post also disappeared. 
  • The professional tanner is here at the pool. 
  • The Equate brand of instant lemonade is really good.  Today I will buy more and pimp it out with real lemons.
  • Zacs el cheapo RC boat was a huge disappointment.
  • Olive Garden sounds good right now. No, I know it isn't fine dining but for the price, service and bread- it is worth it. As a bonus it is so close- I sometimes walk.
  • What is the most ridiculous tattoo you have personally experienced? An old friend had flames tattooed all over her butt.
  • Ridiculous.
  • Something that could only happen to me: One day when I was lonely and bummed I thought of a friend who had recently told me to hit her up sometime for lunch. So I wrote in an Email, “ Hey girl. I feel lonely and bummed. Want to go out have lunch and hang out?” For several minutes I could not shake the feeling I had done something wrong- I even second guessed whether asking the intended person to hang out was appropriate. Don’t be ridiculous knucklehead. She told you to ask her!  was the response to myself. Then it hit me- holy smokes- I sent it to my ex-wife! With a sick feeling in my stomach I opened my account to try and do damage control. The first thing I saw was a draft I was pretty sure I had not intentionally saved. Thank God- it did not send. Very- very carefully I deleted it.
  • Holy smokes.
  • My husband in law would have just laughed and laughed I am sure.

2 comments:

The Donald said...

Ahh, Grasshopper, readership crass talk about Lead-like Water, known as D2O or heavy water, used as coolant in atomic reactor. Also, favorite party drink for doing neutron dance.

This help, no?

el chupacabra said...

Lulz. Ha- helped me laugh a little! Thanks!