Saturday, September 24, 2016

Saturday's Soliloquy

  • To be filed underI may not know much: It may not be time to leave if a woman you are with makes it known to all her friends when she is mad at you but if she starts furiously texting away to tell people how bad you are every time she is mad at you - it is a big problem that will only get worse. Again, it may not be time to leave- but it is time to take care of yo business homes.
  • You can look it up if you want but Washington's decision to inoculate his troops against smallpox has been considered a decisive factor for the Continentals winning the US Revolutionary War. They went from losing more guys to the pox than from battle to losing nearly none to the disease.
  • Recently (today is 02/12/2015) I heard that an area nursing school still requires students to wear white scrubs and the cap during clinicals. I have a tough time buying they would still hobble their students like that but it made me think first of all and foremost: If they do still require those practices- what else do they get wrong?
  • I think I got some bad scoop from nursing underworld buddy- they can't do that anymore- right?!
  • This morning (02/13/2015) I warmed a turnover in the microwave. After 7 seconds it was no warmer to touch than when it went into the machine. After returning it to the oven for 5 more seconds it was too hot to touch much less eat. That makes no sense to me. What manner of witchery is that?
  • This morning (02/17/2015) on the way to work a small car passed me with a Ford F150 tailgating it not more than 3 feet away. They were going at least 80 miles per hour.
  • Crazy


The Donald said...

What manner of witchery is that?

See, it's all about the molecules - this could get a bit technical, but bear with me. They're all jammed in there with the turnover ingredients. Apparently, at 7 seconds, they're nonplused, not excited at all. But, like as if they're going to the Stockyards rodeo, after 8 seconds, they got all excited and started rioting and stampeding and stuff, heating things up.

Hope this helps...

el chupacabra said...

Lulz. Thanks Don. I knew I could count on you!