FG: I'm off to get my facial.
Me: Good for you.
FG: Dang right good for me. You won't even recognize me when I come back.
Me: Oh yeah?
FG: Yeah, I will look 10 years younger! I will look 20 years old again.
Me: Cool don't get Two of them then.
FG: Huh, 2 of what?
Me: Two facials.
Me: That would be creepy.
FG: A wrinkled forehead and blank expression
Me: Ahem. Get 2 facials- that would take 20 years off making you 10 years old...
FG: You're stupid.
Me: The term you are looking for is- hilarious.