Friday, January 20, 2017

The Last Email I Received 01/13/2017

"Granny has become unresponsive and her breathing is labored, Mom Says we have a few days at most so if you want to go see her you shops poetically go this weekend. She was moved to the nursing home in Bridgeport that Grandma _________ was in. It's the one on 380 called the Stage coach something. I can get you the exact address if you want to go."


TommyBoy said...

Last weekend I found out my sister's husband's evil stepmother had passed on to her final reward. I did not make the funeral, but I did go to Dairy Queen and order a Blizzard with extra sprinkles. The evil stepmother was not a nice woman. Unfortunately, my sister is following in her buffalo tracks.

Sorry to hear about your grandma but my family deserves what they get.

Anonymous said...

Buffalo tracks! That's a good one and I get it but as was pointed out in our faithful media, why are so many women so flipping fat?

el chupacabra said...

Thanks Tommy- "Buffalo tracks"?! I lulzd on that one.