Monday, July 1, 2013

Monday's Missives

I do not know where or why- I just found it in my document folder.



  • Tina Louise Sings! Kiss Me Once..
  • Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann, always Mary Ann- since I was 10 years old.
  • Profound,"The professor could make a radio out of a coconut, but couldn't patch a hole in a boat?"
  • A social and economic conservative libertarian.
  • My most recent description of my political philosophy.
  • Everyone seems to assume the older you get the more set in your ways and thinking you are. That doesn't really seem to play out though. Doesn't it seem most peoples perception actually softens somewhat over time so they might see some gray- instead of black and white?
  • Just read when Orville Redenbacher died he had a heart attack and drowned in his hot tub. He was 88- what a way to go.
  • Friend-girl just fussed at me last night (05032013) for using Craigslist to troll for action. Sure enough, the Men looking for women section had been hi lited. Assuming it was me, I have a habit of hovering my finger over the very sensitive mouse pad to her laptop and inadvertently clicking on things. It happens all the time on other sites although I have no recall of it happening when I placed the ad for EDGEFEST tickets although that must have been when it happened. Regardless, it is time for my own laptop. It is bad enough to have to defend myself against disloyalty allegations when I am too faithful for my own good- I'm not retarded enough to look for action under Men seeking women and ask her later to get on CL while she has the computer open and look for something for me.
  • When I finish a banana I always toss the peel from the balcony into a tree down below. Why? Duh, I'm making a banana tree.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Mary Ann over Ginger, but... I'm a lesbian, so that's sort of a no-brainer.

Be careful with the Craigslist thing - it would be embarrassing if the two of you ended up inadvertently hooking up on CL!

el chupacabra said...

Hey Katy- "No brainer"- I was curious though.

Can you imagine on the second thought? It isn't the only reason I wouldn't do that but you can bet something crazy like that would happen to me.

RPM said...

I gotta agree with Katy... Mary Ann, no brainer.

Kev, you can't try to follow Gilligan's Island logic... there's just too many holes.

an Donalbane said...

Definitely Mary Ann.

Of course, I was born in Kansas.

Not sure if it should make me feel young, or old, to learn that Ms. Wells competed in the Miss America Pageant...the year I was born.

Cattastroficka said...

Alright....I have to deviate from the norm. Ginger. I choose Ginger. If I was a lesbian I'd be a lipstick lesbian.....so Ginger for me. Plus she's so goot rooking!
"You goot rooking?"
"You vewwwy goot rooking!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD4Y_3hrd98

el chupacabra said...

R- Of course you're right and of course it is ridiculous for me to think like that but those kind of things bothered watching the show- when I was NINE.

Don- I had forgotten she competed in MA- she was also Miss Nevada.

Cat- Omigosh- I remembered that episode without watching (although of course I did). I've never met anybody that was a Ginger person so I've got my eye on you- watching, always watching.