Mondays Missives

• "Six teenagers, trapped in the back woods of West Virginia when their cars break down, are hunted down by cannibalistic, inbred mountain men."




• The synopsis for the movie I'm watching: could you ask for anything more?




• My counter for the number of emails I have unread is always wrong- at least by one sometimes six or more.




• I get between three and ten ads for Viagra a day but, my bank statement goes straight to spam folder.




• Yes, already did an exception for emails from my bank.




• In a movie it seems way more realistic if the characters listen to actual music we hear on the radio instead of stuff obviously made for the movie- especially if the music is lame.




• I know two different people who lived in the Pythian home in Weatherford when they were young.



• Just finished the movie Wrong Turn: in the end a deputy is looking through the burned remains of the hillbillies house where the last remaining boy and girl of the group who made the wrong turn killed the mutants. As the deputy finds the body of his fellow officer who had tried to help the group and he begins to piece things together he turns to see a silhouetted figure whose mutated face is suddenly lit clearly, then he swings the axe down, we fade to black with a maniacal laugh in the background, a brief silent pause then burst into a heavy metal rock song and the credits roll.



• Who could have seen that coming?