More Mondays Missives

• Just finished mowing the yard the second time this year! Good grief.


• I did it in my underwear- there's one I can cross off my list.


• It wasn't that big of a deal really I was on a lawn tractor and wearing a shirt- it wasn't like I was wearing whitey tighties a smile and nothing else while pushing an antique reel mower.


• Don't know why I did that- seemed like a good idea at the time. I think my inner child is a 12 year old thug who plays too many video games, watches Jackass and dares me me to do dumb things.


• He may also sniff glue.


• The swallows have won the right to raise their young on my porch again by wearing me down and having their nest completed before I can tear it down. Need to put a web cam up there.


• If you can't beat 'em...


• Would like to band the young and see if they come back.