Saturday, May 7, 2011

Bin Laden Still Continues To Sleep With Teh Fishes And I'm About To Soak My Aching Back In A Nice Warm Tub- The Saturday Edition

Part of this thing is not like the others...







There were nearly 100 operators involved in the assault phase of the mission.










It is absolutely impossible that parts of the Pak intelligence services did not know OBL was in their country- impossible.











It seems from a terrorist to a religious nut if the US Government is intent on killing you, your home will be called a compound and/or a lair.
















  • Dogs in our military have always received lots of attention: I present to you Cats Of War.







  • A close call for American born terrorist Awlaki in Yemen.





  • The information that led to OBL's death came from waterboarding KSM- during one of 183 sessions.




  • A Biography biography of OBL.


  • OBL's last will and testament.


  • The search for him may have cost us 3 trillion dollars.







  • Hit Team, an appellation some writers are using for the operators on SEAL Team Six is one I can assure you those guys dearly love. One they would hate- assassination squad.







  • One more reason to know Michael Moore is not only mentally retarded, but mentally ill.







  • Some myths surrounding OBL.







  • Aftermath of raid in pictures.







  • Anybody could have guessed stealth tech would have trickled down to operational helicopters, but you simply had to know there were some stealth enabled birds around after Comanche was cancelled. The Comanche program was cancelled in 2004, but not without having some prototypes up and the tech proven.







  • I hope our government was prepared for every fool in association with OBL to alter their movements after the raid in ways that would ID them and make them accessible to air strikes, Hellfires and/or raids wherever they were in the world. Not only would this be practical- any misses or collateral damage would be minimised by the coverage of OBL's death.







  • A good demonstration of how people in the west process information differently from people other regions can be shown by looking at the governments announcements- from the first to most recent regarding that mission. A Westerner looks at the information as a flow that would naturally evolve as more in formation comes to light. We would say,"Naturally, the information is going to change- it was dark, there were nearly a hundred people involved, there was gunfire. It's war. A person from the Middle East would see any deviation from the first published reports or reports that differ from most trusted sources and even sources that differ from their world view as evidence of conspiracy.







  • I wonder what they weighted the shroud and body bag covering Osama's corpse down with?







  • Also, I wonder what was the last thing that went through his mind before he died?







  • I mean- besides 77 grains of copper jacketed lead.







  • My guess is, What is this?! I need a SEAL Team in my bedroom like I need a hole in the head! Borrowed from Dave Letterman's Top Ten List.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Gruesomely Gratuitous Head Shot Corpus Or Pretty Decent Photoshop Work- You Decide I'm Going To Sleep While Osama Burns

This just in: Osama Bin Laden continues to be dead- from Mike our senior independent correspondent from The South Forty. Back to you Mike.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Wednesday's Digressions The Special Bin Laden Continues To Sleep With Teh Fishes Edition

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell




  • Nightline has a pretty good preliminary report on OBL's death titled How They Got Him.



  • I look forward to the inevitable Frontline documentary on the subject. It will be titled Killing Osama How The US Took Down A Terror Mastermind.



  • I made the title up, but I bet they work parts of that in there somehow.



  • People who doubt he is dead will not be convinced with a picture, a copy of the DNA report, a video or being allowed to see the corpse.



  • I would dearly love to see helmet cam footage from the operation.



  • Some sources are now saying it was a CIA operator who shot him.



  • President Obama called Bush and Clinton personally to let them know about the raid.

  • Report are now a photo will be released of OBL's body with the gruesome aspects toned down by Photoshopping- bad, bad mistake.



  • "Great, does this mean we get to go home?" rhetorical question from a US service member at Kandahar Air Base.



  • No, Timmy- we can't go home until all the bad men are gone.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Tuesday's Missives The Special Bin Laden Sleeps With The Fishes Edition










  • I haven't read or heard anything on Al Qeada's spin on OBL's death. He wasn't really a factor any longer in the organization other than a figurehead, but I'm surprised they didn't have anything ready to go. My guess is the death caught them off guard.



  • Wonder if there will ever be a book(s) about that mission?



  • I would love to see helmet cam footage and read a good tell-all of the operation.



  • I don't think the government should release pictures of his corpse. I don't have a well formulated reason for feeling this way other than we don't have to do it- so why take a chance on it backfiring? Regardless, people will believe what they want to believe especially any segment of the world population the US government might believe needs convincing by publishing salacious pictures of a headshot corpse.



  • The mission, four years in the making came as the result of a tip from a Guantanamo inmate.



  • "I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you're stupid. Just think to yourself--they paraded Saddam's dead sons around to prove they were dead--why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea? This lying, murderous Empire can only exist with your brainwashed consent--just put your flags away and THINK!"- Cindy Sheehan. That poor lady is mentally ill. I feel sorry for her- I really do.



  • OBL Is Dead Al Queada Isn't. The title of a Foreign Policy article and something we should probably remind ourselves often. However, we won't hear that a lot from official sources since they don't want to be a wet blanket and kill the political goodwill OBL's death has bought.



  • How did the choppers get in without Pakistani radar picking them up? Running North and South from Pak down into Afghanistan are valleys the helicopters would have flown in diminishing the effectiveness of radar. Special Ops rated pilots are unbelievably good- really there aren't enough adjectives to describe how scary good they are at all hours, low level, high speed flight. Also, there is no telling what kind of exotic jamming equipment and/or transponders to send fake signals they carried. The bulk of Pak radar assets would also be oriented toward India- where they would most likely face a real threat from the air to places and people they would actually want to protect.



  • A newscaster reported the mission as a "strategic operation" that is technically incorrect- it may have strategic implications, but it was a tactical operation.



  • I have talked to different guys who did ops with SEALs in Iraq, they said things like,"We hated working with those guys. We'd get in a firefight and they'd kill everybody around. It didn't matter who they were. We were like, Hey dude, cool it- you can't kill everybody. We've got to work in this neighborhood long after you guys are gone..."



  • I like the little GIF where President Obama says,"He's dead." then stomps off the stage and kicks a door open to leave.



  • In a perfect world that's exactly what he would have done.

Monday, May 2, 2011

OBL Death Footage From My Sources Deep Inside SOCOM

Bullet Points On OBL's Death (get it? bullet points. Ha, I slay myself sometimes.)
















  • The death of Bin Laden won't mean what I'm afraid too many Americans think it will: the end of Al Queada. He had nothing to do with the day to day decision making process of that organization for years and had just been trying to keep himself exchanging gases and burning calories for the same length of time.






  • It does show the bad guys that if the US wants you dead- you will die. This will be the best lesson to take away and one the bad guys are likely to get before they dissolve in despair over OBL's death and get real jobs.






  • People are overjoyed at the news of his death and if the news of his death is good enough for them, then great, but that's all it's really going to mean- is he is dead.






  • Another killjoy thought: his death may reinvigorate the very outdated and short sighted notion that killing bad guys will always solve our problems.






  • Will his death have any impact on President Obama's chance of re-election in 2012? I really hate the inherent cynicsm in that question, but to answer the question- I doubt it especially as people learn how little the death will mean materially.






  • I think it interesting that such a high value target wasn't vaporised in an airstrike or dismembered by a Hellfire, but had his brains blown out by a 5.56 round fired by an operator from relatively close range.






  • Providential.






  • President Obama's announcement of the operation was very good- very Presidential. I would be curious to know if he wrote it himself.






  • The body was identified through DNA recovered from a sister who died in a US hospital.






  • People are surprised the body was buried at sea. I would have been shocked if anything different was done. Regardless, it simply was not going to be turned over to next of kin.






  • The first pic I saw of the body, a screen grab from Pak television was obviously fake.






  • Somewhere a Navy SEAL operator knows he was the one to send OBL to Hell and his buddies know it also.






  • His name is Legend.

Monday's Missives



  • A nurse from another agency is acting interested in me- other nurses have even commented on it. I'm sorry though, she's plain. For me to be interested in someone they wouldn't have to necessarily be considered hot (though it would be unlikely people would call them ugly) but no- not plain.

  • The ghost shrimps did not finish eating the deceased x-ray tetra and I had to scoop it out with a plastic spoon this morning after it got bloaty and started floating.

  • I did not know Ken Jeong is a physician until coming across his Wikipedia entry this morning.

  • More proof of how flawed that site is: Zsa Zsa Gabor's page says she bought a home from Elvis Presley's estate- 3 years before he died.

  • How to fish for carp. That is the most embarrassing thing I remember typing for an Internet search.

  • If I was fabulously wealthy I'd probably spend a fortune on...

  • pinball machines.