Monday's Missives

A garter snake found along with another at Holland Lake Park in Weatherford America

• Long ago a nurse who helped train me in my first job got busted for falsifying blood sugar test results. Not only would doing the work correctly including the documentation take all of 3 minutes per patient- what the *!;^% were you thinking?! You could have killed somebody!
• A postscript to that thought: She was allowed to resign on the spot and walk. Maybe 5 people know that story. Today, it would be international news. She would be jailed and afterwards would be lucky if she got to wait tables somewhere.
• Connected thought: I sincerely hope ( and even think it very likely true) that she learned her lesson.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  I don't know what the point it is but it took some talent and imagination to make this giant sculpture for a fest on Magnolia in Funkytown America.

• No matter where I go there are always nursing and allied staff who won't let any other nurse touch them for shots and skin tests but me.

  

  Occasionally, I still get cards trying to sell me services (or scam extended warranties) for the Beemer which I have not owned in some years.

• This weekend I think I will take my children to a Japanese Hibachi steak house.

  

  Somebody has been talking to my ex wife. Well, some may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one...

  
  

  

  My daughter's last fund raising company really needs to let me do some proofing for them.

• If I had to give a young person advice-one thing to hold on to it might be, Do not make your life harder than it has to be.
• As a bonus I would say, Be very spare with giving advice. 

  

  I am a Minion: I have arrived.

• This weekend (today is 12/21/2015) I watched both 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later. 28 Days is a great horror movie with nearly perfect music. At one point I owned the soundtrack. 28 Weeks is very good and the music adequate.
• Great almost always comes out greta for me the first time.

Willies 41st Picnic- An After Action Report

In the parking lot- a superfan's truck

The gate: awesomeness and dehydration awaits

• I've learned the days my gratitude exceeds my expectations tend to be pretty good days- Ray Wiley Hubbard Modern day poet and troubadour at Willie's Picnic.
• It was obvious to me without prior knowledge his very good guitar player is his son.
• Willie's son Lukas sounds like somebody goofin' on Willie Nelson when he sings but man- he can play the guitar.

  

  No, not weed smoke

  
  
  
  
  

  

  As with most any music festival it was a people watchers dream.

  
  

  

  Lots of disrespect being levied toward the US flag to be found there.

• Willies Picnic T Shirts were 45 dollars. RWH's were 20 bucks.
• Charley Pride was very disappointing. He rambled, his timing was bad, became breathless, forgot lyrics and complained the bass was too loud.
  
  
  
  
• David Allen Coe was surprisingly very- very good although once reminded- I recall hearing before he looked like death warmed over performing and stood there like a zombie when a buddy saw him in some dump in Cali. At the picnic he still looked like a zombie but stayed seated the entire set.
• Josh Abbot was great. He took note of Willie standing off the side listening to him sing. It was a moment he'll never forget.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• I do not regret quitting drinking and when there is a temptation I usually don't have to look to far nor long to find a reason to remember why I quit and be OK with my H2o and cherry limeades.
• Sometimes I spice it up and live large with a sweet tea.
• Besides an initial flourish when Willie's and Josh Abbot's set started, there was a lot less weed smoke than I would have guessed.
• There always seems to be a mob of douchebags and douchebagettes who fight the their way to the front of the crowd during a band's set then they push their way out before it is even nearly over. I picture them working their way to the front- just to take a selfie and update their social media of choice.
• I sang You Were Always On My Mind to FG with Willie backing me up. She acted like it was apropos.
• Man, it was hot and humid. We brought our evaporaritive cooling bandannas but you know strangely, they only work when they can evaporate.
• There were so many drunks staggering around everywhere. There was the, Oh, I'm not staggering- it was a rock I stepped on! type who would stop in place and kick the imaginary offending rock out of the way. Then there was the, I'm not staggering- I'm dancing! ones and of course the, I'm not drunk- something important over that way caught my attention so I'll stop for a few seconds and look over there...

  

  Sooo drunk.

  
  

  

  How drunk you ask? Here he is an hour or two later.

  
  

  

  I doubt she expected to be face down in the dirt when she was getting ready to leave the house that morning.

• So many drunks and you know as well as I that 90% of them got behind the wheel of a car when the show was over.
• It was a thrill to see both Willie and RWH and I can tell you RWH put on a better show. As usual Willie ended with Will The Circle Be Unbroken?  and a few others with The Family. It was nice and yes- you get the feeling you're part of something bigger than yourself and you have to look around and remember, We'll never be here again.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• A CH C47 in D-Day livery flew over. (thanks Don- it even looked weird when I wrote it)
• They had a water point where you could fill up water bottles for free. That was nice- it really was but if they were going to have one (which is all I saw) then they should have had two to three. Then they really, really could have been positioned so the runoff they created didn't make a swamp you had to wade through to get to the porta johns.
• Josh Abbott fired a few T Shirts from a T shirt gun to try and get some swag to the people in the rear.  Two just went high and still landed in the front crowd. One landed on top of the sound booth.
• There didn't seem to be nearly as many people there as I thought would attend.
• They should plant some fast growing trees like poplar around the periphery of the lot.
• The lot it was held on is called The North Forty. The surface could have really used some work. It was uneven, rocky and the mostly white limestone surface made it very glary. The lot could be drug down and leveled, the larger rocks removed and then some fine gravel be thrown down and none of this in the scheme of things would be a drop in the bucket as money goes.
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  There was great bricks though left from old paving.

• Huh, "glary" isn't a word? Well, it is now.
  
  

  

  Something tells me he never went to U of  K

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  Lots of hats

  
  

  

  All over each other- all day

  
  

  

  Here, have a cloud picture

  
  
  
  

  

  Lots of boots

  

  I just thought she was photogenic

  
  

  

  Lots of hats and few black people. Here, this lady adds to the first statistic and tries to make up for the second.

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  They were all over each other- all day. I'm far from a prude but hey, at least act like you've been out in public before.

  

  Lots of hats and beards

  
  

  

  Gross

  
  

  

  He clumsily played air guitar like he wanted people to believe were it not for his tragic fish cleaning accident it would have been him up on that stage

  
  

  

  Not dead- I saw her move later

  
  

  

  Not dead either

  
  

  

  When she walked by people nudged and pointed and shook their heads

  
  

  

  Everybody wanted to remember

  
  
  
  
  

  

  Person under there

  
  

  

  Character

  
  

  

  
  

  
  
  
  
  

  

  Girl roadie is cool

  
  

  

   I don't know them but I'm sure I would like them and they're good people who you could trust with your life. 'Merica

  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  She took the stamp to to heart. She was so drunk. Her beaten down hubby gave up trying to get her to take it back a notch.

  
  

  

  Is she famous? She looked familiar