So I have this chick over for an afternoon of good clean, freaky deaky fun. After the festivities we split an energy drink. Sometime after we finished it I recalled a banana split in the freezer from the night before.
The following is a true and correct statement of the conversation that followed my recall of that frozen treat.

Me: You want to have a banana split?
She: Uhmmm. I don't know- maybe.  What is that?! Is it something really freaky?!
Me: Mmmmm. Uh, it is 3 scoops of ice cream covered in fudge with nuts and whipped cream and cherries on top. They cut a banana long ways- you know- split it and place it to each side of the ice cream. You know----- a banana split...
She burst out laughing so hard and so long she became literally breathless and could barely speak. When she composed herself enough to get out a semi coherent sentence she said, Omigosh- I thought you meant some crazy sex act called a banana split!

It was hilarious.

Maybe you had to be there.

Murder On The Back Porch

The wasp straight up mortally murdered this wolf spider then dragged the body to its nest to conceal the evidence. "Whether a mighty king or a lowly streetsweeper (or a spider I guess), sooner or later, we all gotta dance with the old grim reaper."

Monday's Missives

• Good morning handsome- the last text message I received.
• Somebody needs to get their eyes checked, but it doesn't get any better than seeing that first thing in the morning.
• Zachary went to the circus last night. He rode an elephant, nearly stroked out laughing at seeing two kangaroos boxing and had his picture taking with a lemur. His mom asked the handler, That's a lemur isn't it? He replied,"No it's a monkey
• Not kidding.
• After considering quitting caffeine I did without yesterday and woke up this morning with a thunderous headache. Well, guess what's on the menu for this morning?
• I would hate to try to quit heroin.
• This post was started probably 2 years ago. On 05042013 it was randomly rediscovered in my drafts. I set it to publish on 05042020. I wonder where myself and those I love are at ? Later today we are going to see the white bison at the Fort Worth Nature Center and later maybe camping but we're not sure about anything. Zac is on an inflatable bed I am using as a footstool and Chloe is on the couch with me we're watching Wordgirl. Rebel the cat is on the back of the couch napping. When I move he re positions his paw to be touching my neck or shoulder. I think he likes the comfort it brings to be touching me. We'll never be here again.