So I have this chick over for an afternoon of good clean, freaky deaky fun. After the festivities we split an energy drink. Sometime after we finished it I recalled a banana split in the freezer from the night before.
The following is a true and correct statement of the conversation that followed my recall of that frozen treat.

Me: You want to have a banana split?
She: Uhmmm. I don't know- maybe.  What is that?! Is it something really freaky?!
Me: Mmmmm. Uh, it is 3 scoops of ice cream covered in fudge with nuts and whipped cream and cherries on top. They cut a banana long ways- you know- split it and place it to each side of the ice cream. You know----- a banana split...
She burst out laughing so hard and so long she became literally breathless and could barely speak. When she composed herself enough to get out a semi coherent sentence she said, Omigosh- I thought you meant some crazy sex act called a banana split!

It was hilarious.

Maybe you had to be there.