Thursday, August 9, 2012

Best News Quote Ever?

"MARYSVILLE, Md. - Three generations of the same family ended up in jail over the weekend after a family fracas.
The Maryland State Police went to a home in Marysville when a man said his father, 42-year-old Michael Shoemaker, and his 17-year-old brother broke in and stole his dog.
The brother, who was not named because he is under age, was charged with burglary and theft.
Michael Shoemaker said he would come back and burn the house down. He was charged with making a threat of arson. He is free on $10,000 bail.
While troopers were investigating, the occupant's grandfather, 66-year-old Robert S. Shoemaker became belligerent. He was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, and also hauled off to jail."


The Donald said...

So long as no one was injured in the fracas - that's a painful injury...

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