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Surviving Cold And Flu Season

• First off we need to establish a disclaimer: none of the following is meant to replace to advice of your physician. I may or may not actually know anything about colds and flu and in fact as far as you know- I may or may not even be a nurse. Regardless of the subject I tend to ramble on like I know what I'm talking about and in some circles I'm considered mentally ill or at least mildly retarded.




• Always get your flu shot. If you have to pay for it the most you should have to pay is 10 dollars and there are still going to be places I'm sure who'll do a drive through service and you won't even have to get out of your car. You won't get the flu from it- it's impossible. Since I started taking the flu shot I've only gotten it once. This happened in the same year they missed the prevalent strain and a lot of other people got sick worldwide. Only 30% of the US population gets the vaccination which is a shame since it's statistically 100% effective and up to 65,000 people are know to die each year in the US from flu or the secondary infections it causes.





• So, you got your shot but, are starting to feel bad anyway? Regardless, these tips may help for that errant flu or cold. Any of your own? Please mention in the comments.





• The first thing if the flu is suspect is call your doc and get one of the flu treatment drugs. If cost is a factor ask for some of the older drugs instead of the newer, sexier ones- they are essentially just as effective, you may have to take two tabs a day instead of one, or take a little longer etc. but, they will be just as effective.





• Nothing can replace rest, fluids and nutrition.





• Don't wait until you nearly can't move and are ready to fall over dead to stop what you're doing and rest. Put in the first season of Arrested Development or whatever floats your boat and lie down as soon as you start feeling bad.





• Have ice water handy and sip on it often to keep hydrated and the junk in your throat loosened up but, also drink OJ, Gatorade or whatever product you like that will have some minerals/ electrolytes. This will also keep you from getting bored with water and help you drink more fluids.





• You're laying around more- this is how people get pneumonia and die. Before you lie down and as soon as you get up do at least four series of deep breathes in and cough them out as forcefully as possible.




• Foods? Any comfort good will make you feel better and will be easier to get down. Chicken noodle soup is still good because it's packed with fluids, carbs, some protein and some electrolytes. Some people say really follow those cravings. I sometimes crave salads when I'm sick, plain lettuce and tomatoes with lots of sea salt- don't know why but, something about it makes me feel better.




• Weird thing about that? I know I don't eat enough vegetables in my daily diet.




• Hot baths are good for aches and your spirit.




• Lay around on the couch or recliner- not your bed, leave it for actual bed time.




• If you take a NyQuil type product read that warning label and don't take acetaminophen or Tylenol products with it- there is a already a full dose in every dosage cup.




• Alternate acetaminophen and ibuprofen for fever.




• I always get asked about vitamins. Most Americans don't get enough because they don't eat a balanced diet. Anything besides a multivitamin and maybe some extra c occasionally is a waste- literally as in you pee it out. The ones which aren't water soluble can cause health problems when you take too many.




• Hope this helps someone. Did I forget anything?

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Monday's Missives

• How poor was I you say? I was so poor that when I would buy the 2 for .99 hot dogs with ashtray and cushion change I would pile on ridiculous amounts of onion, saurkraut, mayo, picante sauce and mustard just to have that something extra to eat. And thank you for that opening by the way.




• I gave my son a limited edition, autographed book that was printed with special inks on archival paper etc. for Christmas- he loved it.




• I can get something right on occasion.




• In the past I could keep two books going at once and never use a marker.




• Now, I can forget I've even started a book in the first place.




• Still puzzled by the fact I've never made a New Years resolution- in my entire life.

Thursday's Thoughts

• Lion and warthog video from the plains of Africa (not for the faint of heart) .
• Mackenzie Phillips from both One Day At A Time and junkie hall of fame has come forward in a book and in interviews admitting a 10 year long consensual sexual relationship with her father who was the lead singer for The Mamas And The Papas.
• I recently saw a guy in a Mexican food restaurant take an enormous bite of a burrito, set it down, then starting with his thumb of his left hand he stuck every finger in his mouth and licked it off, then while still chewing that bite took another huge bite and licked every finger of his right hand alternating hands this way until he was through with his whole plate of food.
• Disgusting
• Mesmerizing
• The state is going to kill Kenneth Mosley Thursday September 24, 2009 for the 1997 murder of Garland police officer Michael Moore. I remember this case but, the most interesting fact that if I knew I totally forgot? "Mosley's lawyers claimed he was trying to surrender the weapon to Moore when it went off five times with four shots hitting Moore, one above his protective vest."NBCDFW.COM
• I wonder what Mosley's middle name is? If he were white I'm sure it would be Wayne.
• On a television show the other night a parent said to the teenage refrigerator gazer,"What's so interesting in there, are they show a movie or something?"
• Can't wait to use that one.

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