Monday's Missives

My new set of wheels to replace Turdbomb.

• Greatest headline I've seen in a while- Police: Homeless man hid stolen ferret in pants. Suspect faces theft, battery charges for dangerously wielding animal. AP



• "A former “Jerry Springer Show” producer, Bobby Goldstein, told In Touch magazine that he had a pilot, “Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom” in the works and that Gosselin was onboard. According to a press release In Touch obtained, Goldstein’s show would follow Gosselin as “he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like.” msnbc the scoop



• NOOOOOOOOooooooo!



• I'm literally clawing my eyes out for reading that and hitting myself in the head with a coffee cup in hope of inducing a memory erasing traumatic brain injury.



• We are doomed.



• Finally took the tent down- want to figure out something semi permanent we can sleep in whenever the mood strikes.



• A heavy duty tipi maybe?



• The neighbors love me- that might challenge their patience though.



• Six cinnamon rolls and about eleven cups of coffee- it's what's for breakfast.



• Zac is starting gymnastics tonight, it's the type that requires parental involvement.



• Groan.