Monday's Missives

• The other day at the  pool a very pretty red headed woman came down and asked a hugely fat woman sitting nearby, How's the water? It's way too cold. Red rolled her eyes and dived in (I liked her immediately for that), she then swam up to me and said, How are you?
• I cleaned my bellybutton with a Q Tip and hydrogen peroxide this morning.
• If you let milk set long enough to warm some it becomes sweeter tasting- why?
• The sampler combo thing at Olive Garden is very good.
• I saw your brown eyes turning once to fire. You are like a hurricane- there's calm in your eyes