Wednesday's Digressions

I don't even want to know- and I honestly have no idea where this pic came from.



• Are you down with the Dandy Warhols? No? Then get that way! Dig?




• When I need to I can vomit nearly on command.




• A woman who had my phone number because of work sent this earlier,"When you have a chance to stop and safely do it send me ur birthday I'm learning about personality traits for fun."




• Sounds like a trap.




• A very beautiful family member to a patient was very flirty with me recently- I turned off my signal emanator immediately.




• Yes, I have limits and even something of a moral compass.




• "You're beautiful, thanks babe."




• How I ended my last professional phone conversation.