Friday's Dispatch

Laminate and place in a highly visible area in your time machine. If you don't- don't blame me when something goes wrong

• My oldest son just told my daughter she ,"is soooo spazmatic."
• If someone cuts one around my baby son he'll say,"Eschuuuuse you!"
• If he does it himself he slaps his knee and cracks up laughing.
• The other night Zac took a big drink of his milk, looked over into my tea glass, looked back up at me, smiled turned back to the glass and spit a mouthful of milk into my glass.
• I have no idea how many times I've already mowed my yard.
• The baby swallows uder the front porch are fully fledged and look like miniature versions of the parent birds- very clean and pretty though.
• Wish I had a place for some chickens.
• Bought my daughter a little bantam rooster once thinking he wouldn't crow all that bad since he was so little.
• Ha!
• Also, he would start at 3 AM. Unless it was stormy then he'd do it anytime.
• So unbelievably loud. When the baby was little and not sleeping much I would hold him to keep him quiet. In the morning there we both would be zonked smooth out in the recliner.
• I mean me and the rooster.