Wednesday's Digressions

• Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus Tell me where you've heard this classic before.








• There are very few things in this world I ever truly crave- orange juice and chicken livers are two of them. I'll literally try to ignore the OJ craving, go to to bed and toss and turn until I give up and go to Wal Mart in the middle of the night and buy a couple of different types. Then, I'll guzzle a quart and not touch the stuff again for months. When I crave chicken livers if the first I buy don't hit the spot I'll go the next day and buy more. Once the craving is sated I may not eat them again for years.








• We all know OJ kills though, so I better be careful.








• I think I'm girlfriendless. She got some kind of mad at me last night and walked out without hardly a word- really, I mean- she didn't even look back.








• That's a bad sign- right?








• Nearly 3 AM and we have a soccer game at 8... It's always so fun though, I'll be energised as soon as the game starts.








• There's a cat hanging around that I think is making a very good living off suckers like me and my neighbors even though he doesn't belong to anybody.








• You know you're getting old: when you're older than all the cops, doctors and teachers and you read the obituaries.








• All things being equal- I almost always get along well with Mexican and black people.