Monday's Missives

• The barstools of Onassis' yacht Christina O are covered in a leather made of the foreskin of a minke whale.


• Seven Mary Three Cumbersome


• I am not nearly as charitable as I've been in the past and it affects me negatively.


• A story was just on the news about a Texas National Guard soldier who gave some lady he did not even know a kidney. My first thought? That is foolish- very foolish.


• If we don't get some rain soon the air is going to burst into flames.


• Update: we got some decent rain.


• GF is sitting across from me painting her toes hot pink.


• "I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?" I think while not the funniest movie ever- MPs Holy Grail definitely had it's moments.


• I'm wearing a T shirt with a pic of the Black Knight and It's just a flesh wound! across the pic.


• "Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."