Wednesday's Digressions

• I used to work with a woman who was afraid of the paper circles left behind by a hole puncher. Literally afraid- as in screaming, "Get it off me!" while flailing around like a crazy person if one got on her clothing afraid.




• You could do things that are a lot worse for your health if you started and ended every day with a large glass of water.




• When I was in basic training there was a guy with us from Alaska that masturbated in his bunk every night.




• I am hungry.




• The other day I didn't have enough shave cream to do my head, face and upper lip so I left the 'stache zone unshaven. A friends teen daughter on seeing me 12 hours later said,"Eeew, what were you thinking? That. Looks. pervy!"




• Avril Fall To Pieces