You know it's bad- when the movie poster can't make it look less awful than this.
- I awoke the other morning with a book over my face and turned to see Zac with one still in his hand. I don't know if it gets any better than that.
- A plan for anybody in uncertain times: Get your nursing degree, then accept a commission in the US Army. The Army will pay your loans off. Stay in for 20, retire a major (easy), Lt Colonel or Colonel and work when you want, where you want part time for the rest of your life and enjoy yourself. As a bonus- marry someone with similar ideals. You'll have more disposable income and freedom than the average so called millionaire.
- I could go without an alarm clock at my present job and probably never worry. At around 0530 every morning my eyes open regardless.
- A very hot patient (whose new patient interview I'd conducted) said when she came in to see the doctor,"Kevin don't make me wait forever." and winked at me. Of course, the goofball did it so two other nurses, and a front desk girl heard her. They took turns hamming it up. "Kevvvvin don't make me waiiiit! "No" another would say," You have to be more sultry and breathless, "Oh Kevvvvin, you make me hotttt. Don't make wait for yoooou!" while swinging their rear ends around with their hand on their hips and pooching their lips out.
- Women are the devil.
- I could live on Taco Cabana for breakfast and Olive Garden for dinner.
- Memories Of Dying Days cover Pantera's Domination I'm proud to know you- keep it up.
You know it's bad- when the movie poster can't make it look less awful than this.
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