Monday's Missives

• Today is 06/16/2016 and one of the last things a woman has said to me is, OK, all I am saying is if you want some lovin' you're going to have to wait until I get out of the shower so I am fresh!
• Spudwinkles chorizo quesadillas are mui excellente.
• Todays hip hop music is so bad and unoriginal they even copy each others weird noises. This is aside from the real music they borrow.
• A lot of the 90s hip hop music was as good as any music ever made.
• Recently, after vacation a coworker asked me about my trip. During my intended short response she interrupted to tell me about her experiences in the same area. After she beat me down with that for a while she said, I'm sorry- tell me about your trip! I took a deep breath and started talking. About 10 seconds (maybe) into my response without a word, she turned around and walked away.
• She may be the second most toxic person I have ever met.
• Unusal for me: I feel incredibly lonely right now. I'll get over it but it is compounded by the fact I have reached out to a couple of people and haven't heard back.
• A little goes a loooong way but I have always liked The Dead Kennedys and first heard them that I recall in 1987.
• An older neighbor lady recently asked me to help with a very minor chore at her house. Being an eternal, chivalrous gentleman I of course acquiesed. This minor chore led  to another, then another which led to taking her (and her dog) to the store (in my truck). Four hours after entering her house I left her - as a better human being in general and neighbor in particular.
• It is 1131 on 06/18/2016 and I just watched a few minutes of All The Pretty Horses waiting for Mad Max Fury Road to come on; I think I grew a little bit of a vagina.
• No Man Is Good 3 Times

Mondays Missives

Stay classy Weatherford!

• Both of the local radio personalities who were the first ones I heard mispronounce Houston as Yewston to sound smart and fancy- now say it properly.

  

  Goodness from DJ Screw. Not for everyday use but it's pretty good every once in a while.

• How to know my mom made certain things better than your mom: I never thought she made everything the best. For example, her meatloaf was terrible and it didn't matter what vegetable it was she would cook it into oblivion but omigosh- she could cook a chicken fried steak and fried chicken that would make you lose your mind and she made great cornbread and pinto beans.
• I've always liked the word pinto.
  
• A female friend of mine mentioned meeting somebody but the dude kept staring at her cleavage. My first thing to say was maybe the last thing I should have (although I think I knew my audience well enough). I told her, Well, in his defense- you do have pretty great cleavage though...
• It is 04/02/2019 @1825 and I am at R and K for taco Tuesday. Pretty OK but I don't like how they season the rice in the evening. I will go double beans next time.
• I knew Putin was made of sturdier stuff but It is surprising to me how terrified of Putin Trump shows himself to be.
• Somebody famous died recently. Their cause of death may have been cancer as reported but it was apparent to me that person was affected by Parkinsons for years. 
• Related thought: Parkinsons won't kill you- it is the associated pneumonia or urinary tract infections that do you in.
• I once witnessed a co-worker pose herself as a physical threat to another co-worker. As a bonus- the director also witnessed it.
• Too many people these days think they have to argue to the death over the tiniest difference. To me this is so true, I literally don't even like talking about musical tastes with people that I don't know.
• Also, too many people presume that everybody else in the world is as big a jackass as they themselves are.
• People are making a big deal of glass being spread on a Michigan beach.