Thursday's Thoughts

• I signed up for a trial version of Match.com. I actually was not surprised when FG was among my first recommended matches.
• We were together when she took the pictures she used for her profile pics. I know exactly where we were and what we were doing when she took those pics.
  
• Although I have been a nurse for 20 plus years- I have never worked a code. This is mostly because of the types of nursing I have done- long term care, hospice and public health. There is also a weird luck component. Plenty of nurses I have know have worked codes on every group I worked with (except hospice).
  
• I love gyros, cheeseburgers and Asian food for breakfast.
  
• Yesterday (today is 5/21/2018) unbeknownst to me I was totally massacred by mosquitoes. I say unbeknownst as I never saw a single one poke me but I'm covered in welts.
• Unbeknownst- what an odd word.
  
• A smoking hot nurse who works in a related clinic left for a new job fairly recently. On her way out she stopped by my office and made sure she had my number.
• Oddly, I'm waiting for that simple exchange to become more trouble than it was worth. Honestly- I kinda had a minor panic attack soon after our encounter.
  
• I only work with one nurse who smokes.
  
  
  
• Junior Brown Surf Medley.
•  I have no idea what this is to- honestly. I have already forgotten. 

Wednesday's Digressions

• You can tell a lot about people by how they treat animals, children, elderly people and people of generally lower social status.
  
• Recently I accidentally added a year to my age when telling a story. For real- I wasn't trying to pad my age for the sake of a story or anything like that- I forgot. I had to pull out a calculator and figure it out.
  
• I love the Jack County area and always have.
  
• When my brain replays the footage of an ex trying to stab me to death with a pair of scissors- Joy Division's New Dawn Fades plays in the background. That song was not playing that day though. The house was actually dead quiet. For some odd reason my brain just decided to overlay that song as a soundtrack.
• Weirdest thing about that day? She invited me there days after an acrimonious breakup. When I walked inside the house it was dead quiet- no TV and no radio. It was also spotlessly clean. In the front part of the house the curtains were wide open. In the back of the house where she tried to kill me it was totally blacked out- curtains were closed and the lights were dim.
  
  
• Sometime ago I bumped into an old friendly aquaintence. The first thing that popped into my mind was remembering her story of being a surrogate for her sister. Supposedly, the insemination was by turkey baster on a dining table. Her mother, her sister and sister in law did the procedure. It was hilarious the way she told it. People would scream-laugh when she would go into the gory and weird details. My second thought after not hearing that story for 15 plus years? What a Liar. Oh, I know there was a surrogate birth for her sis- I'm just hung up on the insemination method. I would nearly bet my life the method was au naturale.
  
•  If I wondered how I did with a smoking hot, funny and smart female at lunch recently all fears were set aside when she later said, What are you doing for lunch Wednesday or Thursday or Wednesday and Thursday for that matter?!
  
• I have said it before but I will say it again- you are nuts if you look at pron at work. What an asinine way to lose a job or get into even a hint of trouble.
  
• Da Kung-Fu Masta!

Monday's Missives

• This morning 05/24/218 at my donut place the girl I have dealt with for over a year put my order on the counter. Then, stumbling to remember my name looked at the ticket and said, Kevin your order is ready. Im sorry. I don't know why I can never remember your name- you seem more like a Bruce or Larry though! 
• Weird bonus information to that little story. My nursing buddy said, Oh She likes you when I told her that story. When I questioned her about it she couldn't really say why but she was just very sure that the girl is into me.
• Anyway- who looks like a Bruce or Larry?! 
  
• In the morning I drink 2-4 cups of coffee and 2 larges of water. In the evening I have 2 large glasses of water. It is rare I will have even a sip of water in between.
  
• Blaine Johnson- the fake name an old friend would use when meeting women.
• He apparently dropped off the face of the earth. I could not locate him using his full name and the places he was known to live. Also, he had state licensure/endorsements for two different fields and I could find nothing. There is no way his mother is still alive and I could not even find him tied to her obit. in our hometown paper. I'm not even sure how all that is even possible these days other than it might be he died soon after we parted ways 25+ years ago.
• I would pay 20 buck for a big plate of cheese fries to be delivered to me right now.