Monday, May 14, 2012

Monday's Missives




    According to Buzz Feed this is the worst album cover of all time. I bet he rocked.





  • Uriah Heep Easy Livin.
  • An old church friend's ex wife has married the guy she was was having an adulterous relationship with. She and new hubby have moved and continue to go to church together. It's their lives to live, but I think they may have missed the point. Regardless- if they'll cheat with you- they'll cheat on you.
  • Recently I recommended an over the counter allergy remedy to a refugee patient who was absolutely suffering from seasonal allergies. He came back a few weeks later and bowing deeply with his hands clasped together bestowed blessings upon me in his mother tongue. It was then I became their chief. They called me, Ninna wantie bucco chopa winah sinta kant which means, He who teaches about life while healing and teaching about healing things of life and stuff...
  • I hurt my nursing buddy recently with one of my attempts at a humorous retort. It felt awful. I mistook her strength for toughness.
  • I won't even say what it was I said, but yeah- it was pretty funny.
  • One day before I die I will stand out in public somewhere and wearing a t shirt that says LIFE in big, bold letters I'll hand out lemons to everyone that walks by.
  • Have a great day.

9 comments:

Paxford said...

....LIFE tshirt.... just promise you won't be singing any WHAM songs :D

Pax

el chupacabra said...

Ha. OK- only because it's you that asked!

Opus #6 said...

You may think that Quim rocked it. My first thought is that he pinched it. Ouch!

Katy Anders said...

That is definitely the worst album cover I've ever seen.

Katy Anders said...

Also, I'm not going to be able to join you with the lemons because my life rocks, but sadly, I'm going to die by sniper fore.

There's no way I'm going to have 24 hours notice.

The Donald said...

Quim - I guess Daltrey's gonna have to admit Mama ain't the only one with a squeezebox, dude, but that is kinda creepy...

Uriah Heep? Man, you don't hear that every day. If you had asked me to name a member of that band - I probably would have said Lee Kerslake. But if you'd simply asked me (unaided recall) who Lee Kerslake was, I'd just as likely have placed him with Foghat.

My mind is weird like that.

An old church friend's ex wife has married the guy she was was having an adulterous relationship with. She and new hubby have moved and continue to go to church together.

No expert I, but it's probably safe to say that most churches have their share of Arthur Dimmesdales and Hester Prynnes.

el chupacabra said...

Lady O- You're not supposed to say things like that around guys- it makes us cringe and have bad dreams.

Katy- So awful it's good you mean, right?
When I die it will probably be from some awful, painful disease that hurts, disfigures me and I linger for way too long, BUT it still ends my life way too early (in my book).

Don- weird is the fact I thought about Foghat a day or two ago and meant to look them up.
I guess the church folk example I mentioned struck a chord with me since I knew the players personally and assumed many shared values etc.

aroundthecorner said...

You OK?

RPM said...

Donde esta El Chupacabra? Inquiring minds want to know.